E-Herpes
When your doctor tells you you have a virus that’s going to stick with you for life and it’s going to be a pain.
Your doctor says: 'You’ve got the herpes. It’s going to be a pain. A long one.'
You get a message: 'You’ve got the herpes. It’s not going away. Ever.'
Your doctor texts you: 'You’ve got the herpes. It’s going to be with you forever. Don’t come back.'