E-Homie

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An e-homie is a fake friend you met online who you think is cool until they start talking about their dumb ass opinions and their mom.

Bro, my e-homie said he ate 12 tacos for breakfast and it was the worst decision ever.

My e-homie just DM’d me a pic of his dog wearing a hat and said it was a masterpiece.

My e-homie thinks he’s a rapper, but he can’t even spell ‘rap’ right.

An e-homie is someone you talk to online who acts like they’re your best friend, but they’ll ghost you when you bring up your ex.

My e-homie said he’s been single for 10 years, but he just got back with his ex and doesn’t want me to know.

My e-homie just sent me a message saying, ‘I’m busy, I’ll talk to you later’ and never came back.

My e-homie called me at 2 am to tell me about his day and it took 45 minutes.