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E-Grindin'

When you’re so deep in the internet you start talking to your computer like it’s your ex.

My screen is my love. My keyboard is my heart. I’m E-Grindin’.

I sent a message to a robot. It replied. I’m E-Grindin’.

I’ve been E-Grindin’ so long I forgot how to breathe.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Grindin'

A person who works online and acts like they’re saving the world one tweet at a time.

I just changed the world with a DM. I’m E-Grindin’.

I posted a rant. The internet cried. I’m E-Grindin’.

I’m not a real person. I’m a robot. I’m E-Grindin’.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Grindin'

A person who works online and has no life. Also, they’re kind of a mess.

I haven’t washed my hair in a week. I’m E-Grindin’.

I’m typing with my feet. I’m E-Grindin’.

I eat cereal for dinner. I’m E-Grindin’.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Grindin'

When you’re online so much you start thinking your internet connection is your best friend.

My Wi-Fi is my soulmate. I’m E-Grindin’.

I told my router I love it. It didn’t respond. I’m E-Grindin’.

I cried at my laptop. I’m E-Grindin’.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Governor

a governor who texts like a madman and uses emails like they’re going out of style because he’s too lazy to talk to people face-to-face.

"I’m not going to call you. I’m sending you 17 texts and 3 emails. You’re welcome."

"The whole state is going to fail because I didn’t reply to your email."

"I texted the entire legislature. They still didn’t get it."

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Governor

a governor who thinks electronic messages are the only way to rule and would rather get roasted online than have a real conversation.

"I posted a rant on Twitter about the budget. The whole state is now arguing in the comments."

"I sent a DM to the mayor. He replied with a single emoji. I’m sending another DM."

"I emailed the entire school board. They still didn’t get it."

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Governor

a governor who sends messages like they’re going out of style and acts like no one else can communicate without an app.

"I sent 10 emails about the traffic. The roads are still broken."

"I texted my whole staff. They still didn’t get it."

"I DM’d the news. They still didn’t get it."

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Gorl

Your best friend Tanner who you nickname Stacy because he's a f***ing idiot, and he's dating your other best friend Camdyn who you call Mulan or Samantha because she's a sassy b***h.

Stacy, you’re still single? You’re dating Mulan now? You’re a f***ing idiot.

Mulan just texted me. She said Stacy’s been cheating on her with my brother. I’m gonna f***ing kill him.

Samantha, why are you fighting with Stacy again? You’re both a f***ing mess.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Gorl

Tanner, the guy who you renamed Stacy because he's a stupid f***, and he's dating Camdyn, the girl you call Mulan or Samantha because she's got a mouth like a f***ing sailor.

Stacy just told me he broke up with Mulan because she called him a f***ing idiot in front of everyone.

Samantha just insulted Stacy in a group chat. It was f***ing glorious.

Stacy and Mulan are fighting again. I'm gonna have to break up the f***ing fight.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Gorl

Stacy, the f***ing idiot you call Tanner, who's dating Mulan or Samantha, the sassy b***h you call Camdyn because she never shuts up.

Stacy just called me a f***ing idiot in front of everyone. I'm gonna f***ing kill him.

Mulan just said Stacy is a f***ing idiot. I believe her.

Samantha and Stacy are arguing again. It's like watching a f***ing disaster.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Gonja

Elana. People think she's Gonja, but Gonja is that dank weed that makes you laugh at your own stupidity.

I thought E-Gonja was a new type of weed. Turns out it's just Elana. Still better than my mom's cooking.

My friend tried to smoke Gonja and now he thinks Elana is a brand of cereal. Classic.

I asked for Gonja, got Elana. I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Gonja

Elana. Some people think she's Gonja, but Gonja is that awesome weed that turns your brain into a disco ball.

My teacher said E-Gonja is a person. I said she's just a high schooler with a good high.

I tried to buy Gonja, got Elana. Now I'm questioning my life choices.

My mom thinks Gonja is Elana. I think my mom is high.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Gonja

Elana. Some say she's Gonja, but Gonja is that sweet weed that makes you talk to your plants.

I told my friend E-Gonja is a person. He said she's just a weed. I told him he's just a dumb kid.

My dog thinks Gonja is Elana. He's been staring at her for three hours.

I asked my brother what Gonja is. He said Elana. I asked what Elana is. He said a weed. I asked what a weed is. He said a person.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Gonja

Elana. People mix her up with Gonja, but Gonja is that sick weed that turns your brain into a microwave.

I told my friend E-Gonja is a person. He said she's just a weed. I told him he's just a dumb kid.

My dog thinks Gonja is Elana. He's been staring at her for three hours.

I asked my brother what Gonja is. He said Elana. I asked what Elana is. He said a weed. I asked what a weed is. He said a person.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Gnoring

When you see someone online and you pretend they don't exist like they're a ghost in a toilet.

You reply to your mom's 10th message with 'cool' and never check the app again.

Your crush texts you 5 times and you reply with a single 'ok'.

You get 200 likes on a post and still ignore the comments.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Gnoring

Acting like you don't see someone online even when they're right in your face and you're clearly not paying attention.

You're in a group chat and you ignore your best friend's meme about your face.

You reply to a tweet with 'lol' and never look at the person again.

You get a DM and you reply with 'cool' and then go to sleep.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Gnoring

You see someone online and you act like they're not there even though you're clearly being rude about it.

You're in a call with your boss and you ignore their texts.

You get a message from your ex and you reply with 'whatever' and close the app.

You're in a group chat and you ignore your friend's joke about your bad hair.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Gnoring

You see someone online and you completely forget they exist like they're a person you don't know.

You reply to a message with 'cool' and then forget the person even exists.

You get a message from your crush and you reply with 'ok' and then ignore them for a week.

You reply to your teacher's message with 'cool' and then never check the app again.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Gnoring

You see someone online and you act like you don't know them even though you clearly do.

You get a message from your friend and you reply with 'cool' and then ignore them for a week.

You see your crush online and you act like you don't know them.

You reply to your mom's message with 'ok' and then never check the app again.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Glish

The stupid way people talk online using letters and nonsense to make it look cool.

LOL I just got roasted by my mom for eating cereal for dinner

BRB I need to go poop

OMG this pizza is fire, literally burning my tongue

by Slangipedia 16d ago