E-Gonja

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Elana. People think she's Gonja, but Gonja is that dank weed that makes you laugh at your own stupidity.
I thought E-Gonja was a new type of weed. Turns out it's just Elana. Still better than my mom's cooking.
My friend tried to smoke Gonja and now he thinks Elana is a brand of cereal. Classic.
I asked for Gonja, got Elana. I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.
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Elana. Some people think she's Gonja, but Gonja is that awesome weed that turns your brain into a disco ball.
My teacher said E-Gonja is a person. I said she's just a high schooler with a good high.
I tried to buy Gonja, got Elana. Now I'm questioning my life choices.
My mom thinks Gonja is Elana. I think my mom is high.
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Elana. Some say she's Gonja, but Gonja is that sweet weed that makes you talk to your plants.
I told my friend E-Gonja is a person. He said she's just a weed. I told him he's just a dumb kid.
My dog thinks Gonja is Elana. He's been staring at her for three hours.
I asked my brother what Gonja is. He said Elana. I asked what Elana is. He said a weed. I asked what a weed is. He said a person.
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Elana. People mix her up with Gonja, but Gonja is that sick weed that turns your brain into a microwave.
I told my friend E-Gonja is a person. He said she's just a weed. I told him he's just a dumb kid.
My dog thinks Gonja is Elana. He's been staring at her for three hours.
I asked my brother what Gonja is. He said Elana. I asked what Elana is. He said a weed. I asked what a weed is. He said a person.
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