E-Glish
The dumb language you use when you're too lazy to type full words and just send a bunch of letters.
YO I'm coming over in 5
IDK what to do, just kill me
BTW my dog just ate my homework
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E-Glish
The way people talk online with all these made-up words and random letters to sound extra.
This movie is lit, like, so lit
I'm so broke rn, just broke
My cat is flexing, he's so cute
E-Glish
The weird stuff people type online instead of real words because they're too lazy or too cool for normal language.
I'm so mad rn, like, so mad
This game is so good, it's good
My mom is so annoying, like, so annoying
E-Glish
The silly language you use online with letters and words that don’t make sense because you think you’re funny.
This pizza is so good, I’m in love
My dog just ate my face, literally
I’m so tired, like, so tired
E-Glish
The dumb way people talk online with made-up letters and words because they think they're the king of the internet.
This movie is so bad, I died watching it
I just got flexed on by my dad
I'm so broke, I can't even buy a snack
E-Girlfriend
A fake girlfriend who only texts you when she's bored and wants free pizza.
'Hey, I'm still your girlfriend, right?' (She just wanted a free slice.)
'I'm your girlfriend now. Don't forget me.' (She forgot about me 2 minutes later.)
'If you don't buy me pizza, I'll delete you.' (I bought her pizza, she blocked me.)
E-Girlfriend
A girl who says she's your girlfriend, but only if you let her post your face on her Instagram stories.
'We're official now. Don't you dare leave me.' (She posted my face and my ex's face on the same story.)
'You're my boyfriend now. I'm your girlfriend. Let's all be happy.' (She made it a group chat with her 5 other e-boyfriends.)
'You're my girlfriend. I'm your boyfriend. We're a couple. Now leave me alone.' (She added me to 3 group chats.)
E-Girlfriend
A girl who claims to be your girlfriend, but only if you send her money or take her to the mall.
'I'm your girlfriend now. Pay me $10 or I'll tell your mom.'
'We're dating now. Let's go to the mall. And buy me a burger.'
'If you don't take me to the mall, I'll ghost you.' (She ghosted me after 2 minutes.)
E-Girl/E-Boy
E-Girls and E-Boys are the worst kind of posers who think they're cool because they wear stupid hair and try to look like they’re from a cartoon. Girls wear dyed hair and pastel clothes, boys wear baggy sweaters and beanies, and they all act like they know what anime is.
Hey, Chad, I'm your new eGirl crush, and I've got 100 followers.
My eBoy boyfriend says he’s gonna beat up my ex if I don’t stop calling him daddy.
I’m gonna dye my hair pink and wear a beanie so I look like an eBoy.
E-Girl/E-Boy
E-Girls are fake girls who think they’re hot and try to flirt with every guy they see, but they’re really just out to get free stuff. E-Boys are either gay or just weak, and they wear sweaters like they’re in a boy band.
I’m your eGirl, and I will call you daddy if you buy me a cupcake.
This eBoy just asked me out, but he looks like he’s dressed for a sleepover.
I’m going to dye my hair purple and call every guy daddy.
E-Girl+2
An E-Girl+2 is the most annoying version of an egirl. She thinks she’s royalty, wears enough makeup to blind a cow, and probably snorts pills for breakfast. Stay away from her or she’ll try to steal your soul and your last dollar.
Hey, look at me! I’m rich and perfect. You’re just a sad loser.
I took five pills and still look flawless. You’re a disgrace.
I’m going to be a famous influencer. You’ll be my slave.
E-Girl+2
An E-Girl+2 is like an egirl on a bad day. She’s got more drama than a soap opera, wears a dress that’s too tight for her hips, and probably has a tattoo that says 'I’m fabulous.' Don’t talk to her or she’ll make you cry.
You’re not good enough for me. I only date celebrities.
I got this tattoo because I’m fabulous. You’re just plain.
I don’t need friends. I need a throne.
E-Girl+2
An E-Girl+2 is the egirl version of a diva. She thinks she’s the best at everything, wears so much makeup it looks like a monster, and probably takes pills like they’re candy. She’ll talk to you, but only to insult you.
You’re just a nobody. I’m the queen of everything.
I took six pills and still look better than you.
You’re not my friend. You’re my enemy.
E-Girl+2
An E-Girl+2 is like an egirl who got hit by a truck and still thinks she’s perfect. She wears so much makeup it’s like a warzone, and she’s always on a pill trip. She’ll talk to you just to make your life miserable.
I’m so perfect you’re jealous. You’re just plain.
I took a pill and still look better than you.
You’re not my friend. You’re my problem.
E-Girl+2
An E-Girl+2 is the egirl who thinks she’s the most important person on Earth. She’s got more drama than a soap opera, wears a dress that’s too tight for her body, and probably snorts pills for breakfast. She’ll talk to you just to make you feel bad.
You’re not good enough for me. I’m the best.
I took seven pills and still look better than you.
I don’t need friends. I need a crown.
E-Girl+2
An E-Girl+2 is the egirl who thinks she’s the most important person on the planet. She wears so much makeup it looks like a paint explosion, and she’s always on a pill trip. She’ll talk to you just to insult you.
I’m the best. You’re just a nobody.
I took eight pills and still look better.
You’re not my friend. You’re my enemy.
E-Girl Tommy
An e-girl version of Tommy was made by some bored artist in 2020. Tommy loved it so much he called it the most pog thing ever.
"E-Girl Tommy? That’s the most pog thing I’ve ever seen!", Tommyinnit
"I was just bored and drew this.", Artist
Tommy said it was the most pog thing ever. That’s like saying it was the best thing since sliced bread, but with more swearing.
E-Girl Tommy
Some artist got bored and drew a girl version of Tommy. Tommy was so happy he called it the most pog thing ever.
"I was just drawing this because I was bored.", Artist
Tommy said it was the most pog thing ever. That’s like saying it was the best thing since sliced bread, but with more swearing.
E-Girl Tommy was like the most pog thing ever. Tommy said it was the most pog thing ever. That’s a lot of pog.
E-Girl Tommy
A genderbent Tommy was born from boredom. Tommy was so happy he called it the most pog thing ever.
"I was just bored and drew this.", Artist
Tommy said it was the most pog thing ever. That’s like saying it was the best thing since sliced bread, but with more swearing.
E-Girl Tommy was like the most pog thing ever. That’s like the most pog thing ever.
E-Girl Syndrome
Only playing female characters online and acting like a diva in real life just because you think it makes you cooler. You pick your characters based on how pretty they look, not how good they fight.
"I'm gonna play a girl because I'm too cool for boys.", @EGirl4Life
"My character has a ponytail, so I'm the best at this game.", @NotAGamer
"I don’t care if this character can’t punch. She has a skirt, and that’s all that matters.", @EGirlSyndromeFan