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E-Girl Syndrome
A curse that hits guys between 14 and 19 when they chat with a girl online. If you get infected, she'll cut your meat off and make you her pet.
"He talked to my e-girl and now he’s missing a meaty part.", @EGirlRevenge
"I got infected and now I’m a e-girl’s dog.", @EBoy87
"He didn’t even play League of Legends. He just talked to my sister online and now he’s a e-girl’s slave.", @EGirlBoss"
E-Girl Syndrome
Just a fancy name for feeling like total trash, but it hits gamers especially hard. You sit in your room all day, eating chips, and crying into your controller.
"I got a D in math and now I’m gonna cry into my controller.", @EGirlSucks
"I haven’t left my room in two weeks. I’m just a meaty boy who can’t beat the e-girl.", @GamerTrash
"I played 12 hours of Fortnite and I’m still sad.", @EBoyDepression"
E-Girl Syndrome
Another name for feeling like a total loser. It’s for the quiet guys who sit in the corner playing games and never talk to anyone.
"I’ve been playing this game for 5 years and I still don’t know anyone.", @EBoyLoner
"I don’t even know my own name. I just know my username.", @GamerLoser
"I talked to a girl once and it felt like a miracle.", @EBoyMiracle"
E-Girl Pilled
When you act like an E-Girl, but you're just sad and confused and don't know how to adult.
Ugh I broke up with my bf but I still text him every day. Why do I do this?!
I cried in my pillow because he didn't reply to my 100 texts.
I ghosted my ex, then cried in my pillow because I felt bad.
E-Girl Pilled
When you're too lazy to do your hair but still think you're cool enough to be an E-Girl.
I took 30 minutes to put on my makeup, but my hair is still a mess. I'm a legend.
I wore pajamas to school and got called out for being a 'sad e-girl.'
I took a selfie in my pajamas and posted it like it was a masterpiece.
E-Girl Pilled
When you have more simps than friends and still think you're the main character.
My 5 simps all text me at midnight asking for a relationship.
I have 3 boyfriends, but I only love one. The other two are just there for validation.
I blocked my ex because he texted me 20 times in one day.
E-Girl Pilled
When you break up with someone, but you still text them every day and act like it's normal.
I broke up with him, but I still text him every day. I'm a drama queen.
He ghosted me, and I texted him 10 times. I'm a lost cause.
We're not even talking, but I still send him heart emojis.
E-Girl Pilled
When you think you're cool because you post selfies, but you're just sad and lonely.
I posted a selfie with a sad filter and got 5 likes. I'm a legend.
I took 20 selfies today, but I still feel lonely.
I cried in my pillow after my 3rd failed relationship.
E-Girl Pilled
When you break up with someone, but you still act like they're your main character and you're the hero.
I broke up with him, but I still think I'm the main character of our story.
He left me for his ex, but I still text him every day.
I cried in my pillow, then posted a selfie with the caption 'main character.'
E-Gang
A bunch of kids who think they're cool just because they post dumb stuff online and call themselves a gang. They don't even know how to talk to real people.
@jessie: 'I’m in the E-Gang, so I’m better than you.'
DM: 'Why are you not in the E-Gang? You’re literally a failure.'
Post: 'E-Gang = cool. Everyone else = trash.'
E-Gang
A group of bitches and faggots who think they're edgy because they wear too much makeup and act like they're in a drama.
'E-Gang is the only real thing in this world.', @jessie
Post: 'My E-Gang is my family. My real family is trash.'
DM: 'You’re not in the E-Gang. You’re just a basic bitch.'
E-Gang
The E-Gang is like the hype house but for people who think they're the center of attention and dress like they're in a bad music video.
'E-Gang is the real vibe. Hype house is just a bunch of basic bitches.', @maddie
Post: 'E-Gang > hype house. Always.'
DM: 'You’re not edgy. You’re just a hype house reject.'
E-Fuzzy
The lowest of the low, E-Fuzzy soldiers wear armor like it’s a fashion disaster and let their patch show because they’re too lazy to fix it.
My E-Fuzzy buddy looks like he got hit by a fuzzy sock bomb.
The E-Fuzzy guy in my platoon got called 'Velcro' by the whole squad.
I swear that E-Fuzzy’s patch is so fuzzy, it’s like he’s got a pet goat on his chest.
E-Fuzzy
E-Fuzzy soldiers are the ones who don’t care if their patch is showing because they’re too dumb to know it’s supposed to be hidden.
That E-Fuzzy in my squad looks like he walked into a lint trap.
My E-Fuzzy buddy got yelled at for looking like a fuzzy potato chip.
The E-Fuzzy guy tried to impress a girl by showing off his patch, and it backfired.
E-Fuzzy
E-Fuzzy is the rank of the person who’s too dumb to know their patch is supposed to be hidden and still lets it hang out like it’s a fashion statement.
I saw my E-Fuzzy cousin wearing his patch like it was a trophy.
That E-Fuzzy guy showed up in the mess hall looking like he had a fuzzy blanket on his chest.
My E-Fuzzy uncle’s patch is so fuzzy, it’s like it’s trying to take over his body.
E-Furry
E-Furries are kids or teens who live online and think they're part of the Furry Fandom. They have a few animal OCs and are terrible with money. They’re toxic, cringy, and love being edgy. They’ll roast you for no reason on social media, like if you changed their OC’s eye color or called them a regular furry.
You said their OC had blue eyes instead of green. They replied, 'I’m gonna follow you everywhere and make your life a nightmare.'
They saw your OC and said, 'You’re not even a real furry. You’re just a fad.'
They DM’d you, 'You’re a disgrace to the Furry Fandom. I’ll make you cry.'
E-Furry
E-Furries are fake furries who think they're cool. They post online all day, have bad money habits, and take themselves way too seriously. They’ll gang up on you for the smallest reasons, like you used a different color in your OC or you didn’t like their favorite meme.
You said their OC had a purple tail instead of pink. They replied, 'You’re the worst. I’m gonna put you in a meme.'
They saw you didn’t like their favorite meme and said, 'You’re not even worthy of being a furry.'
They posted, 'You’re a fraud. I’m gonna roast you every day.'
E-Furry
E-Furries are online kids who think they're the best. They have a few OCs and can’t manage money. They’re super cringy and will roast you for any reason on social media. They’re too scared to fight you in real life, but they’ll post a whole thread about it.
You said their OC had a green nose. They replied, 'You’re a disaster. I’m gonna make a meme about you.'
They saw you didn’t follow them and said, 'You’re not even cool enough to be a furry.'
They posted, 'You’re a total noob. I’m gonna roast you every day.'
E-Furry
E-Furries are fake furries who live online and think they’re the best. They have a few OCs and spend way too much money on silly stuff. They’re super annoying, cringy, and will call you out for the smallest mistakes, like you used a different eye color or you didn’t like their favorite song.
You said their OC had brown eyes. They replied, 'You’re a disgrace. I’m gonna make a meme about you.'
They saw you didn’t like their favorite song and said, 'You’re not even worthy of being a furry.'
They posted, 'You’re the worst. I’m gonna roast you every day.'
E-Frightener
The ultimate surprise move where you grab the vag and the butt at the same time while spinning your hands like a maniac driving a car that’s about to crash.
I just did the E-Frightener and my friend passed out.
She screamed so loud the neighbor called the cops.
He was so shocked he peed his pants.
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