E-Fuzzy
E-Fuzzy is the rank of the person who’s too dumb to know their patch is supposed to be hidden and still lets it hang out like it’s a fashion statement.
I saw my E-Fuzzy cousin wearing his patch like it was a trophy.
That E-Fuzzy guy showed up in the mess hall looking like he had a fuzzy blanket on his chest.
My E-Fuzzy uncle’s patch is so fuzzy, it’s like it’s trying to take over his body.