E-Fuzzy
E-Fuzzy soldiers are the ones who don’t care if their patch is showing because they’re too dumb to know it’s supposed to be hidden.
That E-Fuzzy in my squad looks like he walked into a lint trap.
My E-Fuzzy buddy got yelled at for looking like a fuzzy potato chip.
The E-Fuzzy guy tried to impress a girl by showing off his patch, and it backfired.