E-Governor
a governor who texts like a madman and uses emails like they’re going out of style because he’s too lazy to talk to people face-to-face.
"I’m not going to call you. I’m sending you 17 texts and 3 emails. You’re welcome."
"The whole state is going to fail because I didn’t reply to your email."
"I texted the entire legislature. They still didn’t get it."