E-Harmonied
A lousy dating site where perverts and losers go to flirt with kids. It’s like Tinder for people who still wear fanny packs.
I used E-Harmony and got matched with a guy who said he was 18. He turned out to be 58.
My cousin used E-Harmony and got a date with a guy who had a beard and looked like a raccoon.
My mom signed up for E-Harmony and got matched with her ex. They got back together and now they’re both gross.