Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Looking up hot girls on social media just so you can follow them like a creepy stalker who thinks they’re famous.

I saw her profile pic and now I know her life story.

She has 500 followers, but I’m the only one who knows her phone number.

I DM’d her a cat meme and now I’m her best friend.

2

Using social sites to find pretty girls and then watching their lives like they’re a soap opera you’re forced to watch.

I followed her and now I know what she eats for breakfast.

She posted a selfie and now I think she’s perfect.

I like her posts, but I don’t know her name.

3

Searching social media for hot girls so you can pretend you know them even though you’ve never talked.

She has 100 followers, but I’m the only one who likes her posts.

I know her life, but she doesn’t know me.

I sent her a message, but she ignored me.

4

Finding hot girls online so you can act like you’re cool even though you’re just watching them from afar.

I saw her picture and now I think I’m in love.

She posted a video and now I think she’s perfect.

I DM’d her, but she didn’t reply.

5

Using social media to find hot girls so you can pretend you’re someone important just because you follow them.

I follow her and now I think I’m famous.

She has a lot of likes, but I have the best one.

I know her life, but she doesn’t know me.

6

Looking up hot girls online just to watch their lives like they’re your new favorite TV show.

I followed her and now I know her whole life.

She posted a picture and now I think she’s perfect.

I like her posts, but she doesn’t know me.