Discover Slang

E-pic-wee
E-pic-wee is like the fanciest way to say you’re trashed. It’s from Windermere, and they use it like a curse word. You can almost hear them sneer while they say it.
E-pic-wee? I’ve been trashed since 8 a. m.
He E-pic-wee’d through the entire math test.
E-pic-wee? I could’ve been a rockstar if I wasn’t so wasted.
E-pic-wee
E-pic-wee is the rich kid’s version of being drunk. They say it like they’re better than you. It’s like being so wasted you forget your own name, and they laugh about it.
E-pic-wee? I forgot my own name.
She E-pic-wee’d through the whole party.
E-pic-wee? I could’ve won the talent show if I wasn’t so wasted.
E-pic-wee
E-pic-wee is the most dramatic way to say you’re smashed. It’s from Windermere, and they use it like it’s a badge of honor. You can almost see them smirking while they say it.
E-pic-wee? I’m so wasted I could sleep through a football game.
He E-pic-wee’d through the entire science fair.
E-pic-wee? I could’ve been a genius if I wasn’t so wasted.
E-pic-wee
E-pic-wee is like the fancy version of being wasted. It’s from Windermere and they use it like they’re royalty. You can almost hear them giggle while saying it.
E-pic-wee? I’m so wasted I could eat a whole pizza by myself.
She E-pic-wee’d through the whole art class.
E-pic-wee? I could’ve been the best at everything if I wasn’t so wasted.
E-perv
A fake nice guy who acts like a saint until he drops the mic and starts spamming you with gross messages and insults.
Hey, you're cute. Let's get married. Now. Or I'll post your cat's face on the internet.
You're my favorite person. Until you're not.
I'm fine. I'm just sending you 17 texts about my ex.
E-perv
They start off like a friend, but then they turn into a monster who tweets you at 3 a. m. with nonsense and threats.
I'm not mad. I'm just tired of your nonsense.
You're my favorite person. I'm not lying.
I'm not texting you. I'm just being kind.
E-perv
They pretend to be cool, but then they send you 100 DMs about their life and why they hate you.
You're the worst. But I still like you.
I'm just messaging you because I'm bored.
I'm not texting you. I'm just being helpful.
E-perv
They seem fine, but then they start sending you messages that are worse than your worst day ever.
You're my favorite person. I'm not lying.
I'm just sending you messages because I'm lonely.
I'm not mad. I'm just texting you because I'm bored.
E-perv
They act like they're your friend, but then they send you messages that make you want to scream and cry at the same time.
You're my favorite person. I'm not lying. But I'm also mad.
I'm not texting you. I'm just being kind.
You're the worst. But I still like you.
E-person
A lazy, keyboard-waving bum who spends all day yelling at a screen like it owes them money.
@joe: 'Why is this game so hard?!' (He’s been playing for 12 hours.)
A guy who tweets 'I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed' 47 times a day.
A girl who spends 2 hours replying to a comment about her cat's hair.
E-person
When someone copies your thoughts and pastes them onto the internet like they invented it.
'I just got a message from my ex. She’s still mad I ate the last donut.', Then I see it on TikTok from someone who’s never had a donut.
A guy who DMs me 'I know your secret' and it’s just my ex’s phone number.
She posted my lunch break rant as a quote on Instagram and called it 'inspirational'.
E-person
A human glitter bomb who makes your heart do backflips and your brain do the cha-cha.
He walked into the room and I forgot how to breathe.
That girl smiled at me and I forgot my own name.
She had a laugh that sounded like a thousand puppies running through a rainbow.
E-person
A loud, hormonal, online warrior who thinks she invented freedom and will fight you for it.
'Why are you still single?! You’re perfect!', Then she yells at me for 10 minutes about how 'feminism is a basic human right' and I’m 'toxic.'
She changed her name to 'GenderQueen2024' and now everyone has to call her that.
She told me I was 'patriarchal' for not liking pineapple on pizza.
E-people
People who sit on the internet all day like it's their job, and now they think they're special just because they can type.
Bro, I'm an e-person now. I have a degree in being online.
I'm not human, I'm an e-person. I eat Wi-Fi for breakfast.
My mom said if I don't stop being an e-person, I'll never get a real job.
E-people
A group of people who think they’re cool just because they use the internet, and they probably don’t know what the word ‘person’ even means.
I’m an e-person, and I have 1000 pronouns. I don’t even know what I am anymore.
My friend is an e-person, and she has 50 pronouns and a degree in confusion.
I’m an e-person, and I changed my name to ‘Pronoun’ because I’m too lazy to pick one.
E-people
People who live on Discord and think they’re the smartest people in the world, even though they can’t spell ‘pronoun’ and they have 1000 of them.
They think they’re the best because they have 50 pronouns and a Discord server.
This e-person has more pronouns than my math teacher has problems.
My e-person friend has 30 pronouns, and I have no idea what they mean.
E-pastel
E-pastel is a style where pastel colors try to take over your whole life and your outfit looks like it got hit by a rainbow and a dumb trend.
My mom says I look like a walking cupcake with a bad attitude.
I wore pastel hair and a plaid skirt to school and got called a glitter disaster.
My friend tried to copy me and now she looks like she got stuck in a neon prison.
E-pastel
E-pastel is like when pastel goth and e-girls had a baby and it wore a leather harness and cried in pastel.
My pastel goth friend tried to be e-pastel and now she’s stuck in a plaid nightmare.
I tried to layer five shirts and now I look like a confused unicorn.
My DMs are full of people asking if I’m a pastel alien or just a confused teenager.
E-pastel
E-pastel is a look so soft it could make a rock cry, but it also has a leather harness that wants to beat you up.
I wore pastel everything and my dog asked if I was a marshmallow with a temper.
My e-pastel outfit got me kicked out of the mall for being too cute and too loud at the same time.
My teacher said I looked like a candy bar that got into a fight with a metal band.
E-nude
A naked photo sent through the internet like a smelly sock in the mail, but way worse because it's your ex's face.
DM: 'Hey, I sent you a pic of my butt. You better like it.'
Text: 'I just got an e-nude from my crush. I'm crying in the math class.'
Tweet: 'My mom saw my e-nude. I'm grounded for life.'
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