E-people - A group of people who think they’re cool just because they u

A group of people who think they’re cool just because they use the internet, and they probably don’t know what the word ‘person’ even means.

I’m an e-person, and I have 1000 pronouns. I don’t even know what I am anymore.

My friend is an e-person, and she has 50 pronouns and a degree in confusion.

I’m an e-person, and I changed my name to ‘Pronoun’ because I’m too lazy to pick one.