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E-nude
A picture of someone being totally naked, sent through the internet like a curse from the devil.
Text: 'Your e-nude is on my phone. I can't unsee it.'
Tweet: 'My boss sent me an e-nude. I'm quitting.'
DM: 'You sent me a pic of yourself in the shower. What is wrong with you?'
E-nude
A naked picture sent through the internet by someone who thinks they're hot, but they're not.
Text: 'Your e-nude is the worst. You look like a potato.'
Tweet: 'Got an e-nude from my crush. He looks like my uncle.'
DM: 'I just saw your e-nude. I'm never talking to you again.'
E-nude
A naked photo sent online by someone who thinks they're cool, but they're just sad.
Text: 'I sent you an e-nude. Please don't laugh.'
Tweet: 'My e-nude is the saddest thing ever. I cried.'
DM: 'I took an e-nude. I'm never doing that again.'
E-nude
A naked picture sent through the internet by someone who is either stupid or very brave.
Text: 'I sent you an e-nude. I'm either brave or dumb.'
Tweet: 'Sent my teacher an e-nude. She didn't like it.'
DM: 'I took an e-nude. I'm either stupid or very cool.'
E-nude
A picture of someone being totally naked, sent through the internet like a secret that will haunt you forever.
Text: 'Your e-nude is now my wallpaper. I can't unsee it.'
Tweet: 'I got an e-nude from my crush. Now I'm obsessed.'
DM: 'You sent me an e-nude. I'm now your biggest fan.'
E-nonymous
When you hide behind the internet like a coward so you can say whatever dumb, crude, or obscene thing pops into your head without anyone knowing it's you
"I bet your mom works here," he typed in the comments.
She posted a whole rant about her ex on a blog and didn't even use a real name.
He messaged me in the middle of the night: 'Your face looks like it was hit by a brick.'
E-nonymous
Someone who hides behind a screen to yell insults at people they don’t even know because they’re too lazy to be brave
He left a comment on my post that said, 'Your brain is full of spaghetti.'
She posted a mean message about my dog on a blog and used 12 emojis.
He sent me a DM at 2 a. m. that said, 'You’re the worst.'
E-nied
Getting the boot in the digital world when someone says no to being your friend online.
You asked to be friends and they said no. Classic.
You sent a friend request and got ignored like you were invisible.
You had 100 friends and then got E-nied by your crush.
E-nied
The ultimate insult when someone rejects you on a social app like you’re not worth the click.
You asked to be friends and they said no. You’re not even cool enough for a simple yes.
You sent a friend request and got blocked before you could even say hello.
You had 100 friends and then got E-nied by your crush. That’s the worst.
E-nied
When someone ignores your friend request like you're a spam message from a bot.
You sent a friend request and got ignored like you were a bot.
You had 100 friends and then got E-nied by your crush. That's the worst.
You asked to be friends and they said no. You’re not even cool enough for a simple yes.
E-nied
Getting E-nied is like being told you're not good enough to be anyone's friend.
You sent a friend request and got blocked before you could even say hello.
You had 100 friends and then got E-nied by your crush. That's the worst.
You asked to be friends and they said no. You’re not even cool enough for a simple yes.
E-nied
Getting E-nied is like being rejected by a group chat you didn't even ask to join.
You sent a friend request and got ignored like you were a bot.
You had 100 friends and then got E-nied by your crush. That’s the worst.
You asked to be friends and they said no. You’re not even cool enough for a simple yes.
E-nied
When someone says no to being your friend online, it feels like you're not even worth the time.
You sent a friend request and got blocked before you could even say hello.
You had 100 friends and then got E-nied by your crush. That’s the worst.
You asked to be friends and they said no. You’re not even cool enough for a simple yes.
E-nerk
A smelly, brainy pain in the butt who emails you insults from their mom’s old laptop.
Hey loser, your face is uglier than my grandma’s sock collection.
You’re so dumb, I could write a book about your brain.
Your math skills are worse than my dog’s spelling test.
E-nerk
A half-wit genius who clogs your inbox with trash talk like it’s their job.
Your life is a mess, and your spelling is worse than my brother’s diet.
You’re not smart, you’re just loud.
Your face is so ugly, it could scare off a dragon.
E-nerk
A brainy brat who sends you insults like they’re going out of style.
Your brain is smaller than my shoe.
You’re so stupid, I could teach you how to be dumb.
Your face is so bad, it’s like watching a horror movie in slow motion.
E-nerk
A smelly, brainy pain who sends you insults like they’re on a mission from the devil.
Your brain is so tiny, it could fit in a matchbox.
You’re so dumb, I could write a whole dictionary about your stupidity.
Your face is so ugly, it makes my dog cry.
E-nerk
A half-wit genius who clogs your inbox with insults like it’s their favorite hobby.
Your brain is so small, it’s like a pebble.
You’re so dumb, I could write a book about your face.
Your spelling is worse than my goldfish’s homework.
E-nerk
A brainy brat who sends you insults like they’re on a never-ending rant.
Your brain is so tiny, it’s like a marble.
You’re so dumb, I could write a novel about your stupidity.
Your face is so ugly, it could win a prize for the worst face ever.
E-nerd
A crybaby who stares at a screen like it’s the last piece of pizza and yells at a game like it stole their lunch money.
I cried for 30 minutes because my character died in a game. It was a tragedy.
My friend screamed at the TV so loud the neighbor called the cops.
I got a 100% on my math test and still cried because my game was lagging.
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