E-nude

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A naked photo sent through the internet like a smelly sock in the mail, but way worse because it's your ex's face.
DM: 'Hey, I sent you a pic of my butt. You better like it.'
Text: 'I just got an e-nude from my crush. I'm crying in the math class.'
Tweet: 'My mom saw my e-nude. I'm grounded for life.'
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A picture of someone being totally naked, sent through the internet like a curse from the devil.
Text: 'Your e-nude is on my phone. I can't unsee it.'
Tweet: 'My boss sent me an e-nude. I'm quitting.'
DM: 'You sent me a pic of yourself in the shower. What is wrong with you?'
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A naked picture sent through the internet by someone who thinks they're hot, but they're not.
Text: 'Your e-nude is the worst. You look like a potato.'
Tweet: 'Got an e-nude from my crush. He looks like my uncle.'
DM: 'I just saw your e-nude. I'm never talking to you again.'
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A naked photo sent online by someone who thinks they're cool, but they're just sad.
Text: 'I sent you an e-nude. Please don't laugh.'
Tweet: 'My e-nude is the saddest thing ever. I cried.'
DM: 'I took an e-nude. I'm never doing that again.'
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A naked picture sent through the internet by someone who is either stupid or very brave.
Text: 'I sent you an e-nude. I'm either brave or dumb.'
Tweet: 'Sent my teacher an e-nude. She didn't like it.'
DM: 'I took an e-nude. I'm either stupid or very cool.'
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A picture of someone being totally naked, sent through the internet like a secret that will haunt you forever.
Text: 'Your e-nude is now my wallpaper. I can't unsee it.'
Tweet: 'I got an e-nude from my crush. Now I'm obsessed.'
DM: 'You sent me an e-nude. I'm now your biggest fan.'
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