E-person

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A lazy, keyboard-waving bum who spends all day yelling at a screen like it owes them money.

@joe: 'Why is this game so hard?!' (He’s been playing for 12 hours.)

A guy who tweets 'I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed' 47 times a day.

A girl who spends 2 hours replying to a comment about her cat's hair.

When someone copies your thoughts and pastes them onto the internet like they invented it.

'I just got a message from my ex. She’s still mad I ate the last donut.', Then I see it on TikTok from someone who’s never had a donut.

A guy who DMs me 'I know your secret' and it’s just my ex’s phone number.

She posted my lunch break rant as a quote on Instagram and called it 'inspirational'.

A human glitter bomb who makes your heart do backflips and your brain do the cha-cha.

He walked into the room and I forgot how to breathe.

That girl smiled at me and I forgot my own name.

She had a laugh that sounded like a thousand puppies running through a rainbow.

A loud, hormonal, online warrior who thinks she invented freedom and will fight you for it.

'Why are you still single?! You’re perfect!', Then she yells at me for 10 minutes about how 'feminism is a basic human right' and I’m 'toxic.'

She changed her name to 'GenderQueen2024' and now everyone has to call her that.

She told me I was 'patriarchal' for not liking pineapple on pizza.