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E-pross
An e-pross is a girl who takes your money and your attention, then forgets about you the next day.
I’ll show you my cat if you pay me $20. It’s a deal.
He said I was the best. Then he left me for a girl who sent him a video.
I got $5 for a selfie. He thought it was a hundred.
E-pross
An e-pross is someone who uses your money to look cool online, but they’re just a regular girl with a camera.
She streams for $10 an hour. I bet she’s got a full-time job.
He paid her to post a video. It was just her eating pizza.
She called me a ‘babe’ and asked for a tip. I sent her a $1 pizza.
E-pross
An e-pross is a girl who takes your cash and your time, but she's still just a regular person.
He paid her $20 for a video. She just said, 'Hey, it's me.'
She sent me a photo of her face. I paid $10. It was worth it.
She asked for $5 to say hi. I said no.
E-pross
An e-pross is a woman who makes money by showing off her body, but she's still just trying to survive.
She charges $5 for a selfie. It's just her face.
He paid her $10 to send him a message. It said 'Hi.'
She got $20 for a video. It was just her wearing a shirt.
E-pross
An e-pross is someone who takes your money, your time, and your patience, just to look cool online.
He paid her $10 to send him a message. It just said, 'I'm here.'
She charges $20 to show her face. It's not worth it.
He paid her $5 to say 'Hey.' It was a scam.
E-press
A lying sack of shit who tries to look cool online even though they're just making stuff up.
@joe_69: I slayed 100 dragons today. #epic #legend #notactuallytrue
My grandma has more skill at this game than this guy. #epicfail
He posted a photo of a cat wearing a crown and called it 'the ultimate flex.' #epic #not
E-press
A cocky motherfucker who spends all day killing bastions and thinks he's the king of the game.
@gengi_king: Bastions are my servants. They bow to me. #gengi #main #noobs
I kill bastions 24/7 and still think I'm the best. #flex #noob
I'm so good at this game, my bastions have their own fan club. #gengi #main #noobs
E-pox
A giant digital pox that comes from your dumbass email and makes your computer scream. It itches like a million ants are biting your screen.
My computer broke because my aunt sent me a photo of her cat. It was e-pox.
I opened an email from my ex and my PC got a rash. Classic e-pox.
My teacher’s laptop turned into a red, itchy mess. It was e-pox.
E-pox
Babidi is the dumbest human being on Earth. He’s like a kid who thinks he’s a wizard but can’t even tie his shoes.
Babidi tried to do a spell and just spilled soup on my keyboard. Pathetic.
He called me a ‘dork’ and then cried when I beat him at chess. Babidi is a fraud.
He said he could make it rain. It just rained on my head. Babidi is a mess.
E-pop
E-pop is like a mailbox on a server that doesn’t know how to shut up. Your emails sit there like a fat kid at a buffet until you log in and take them all down like a thief in the night.
My email is so full it’s like a jail cell for messages.
I checked my E-pop and it had 50 emails. I felt like a detective with a case.
My E-pop is so slow it takes longer to load than my ex's texts.
E-pop
E-pop is emo-pop, which is like if a crying kid and a rock band had a baby. It’s pop music with a attitude and a bad hair day.
I listened to emo-pop and cried like I lost my dog.
My brother’s playlist is all emo-pop and it’s like a bad dream.
That song is emo-pop and I want to punch it.
E-pit
The hole in your leg where your shin and thigh meet, and it's the worst place to have a bruise.
My knee didn't break, my e-pit took the hit and it's bruised like a grape.
I got tackled and now my e-pit is the only thing talking to me.
My e-pit is so sore I can't even sit down without screaming.
E-pit
That stupid fold in your leg that gets hit every time you fall, and it's the reason you hate life.
I tripped over a curb and my e-pit is now my new best friend.
My e-pit is so sore I'm considering a career change to something less physical.
Why does my e-pit get hit every time I walk?!
E-pit
The part of your leg that gets stuck in the door, and it never lets you forget it.
I got my e-pit stuck in the door and now it's a daily reminder of my stupidity.
My e-pit got squished and I'm not even mad, I'm just embarrassed.
That door doesn't care about my e-pit, it just keeps slamming.
E-pit
The fold in your leg that's the reason you have no balance, and it's always the first to suffer.
I lost my balance and my e-pit took the fall for me.
My e-pit is so weak it can't even stand up to me.
My e-pit is my leg's weakest link and it's always the first to break.
E-pit
That stupid crease in your leg that gets hit by everything, and it's never happy.
My e-pit got hit by a basketball and it's still mad at me.
I kicked the door and my e-pit paid the price.
That soccer ball didn't miss my e-pit, it hit it like it owed it money.
E-pit
The part of your leg that's always the first to get hurt, and it never stops complaining.
My e-pit got hurt and it's been moaning ever since.
I fell down the stairs and my e-pit is now my favorite part of my leg.
My e-pit is so broken it's giving me a complex.
E-piphany
That instant during a trip when everything suddenly clicks and you think you're the best human ever. But then you come down and realize you're just high and everyone else is still stupid.
"I just saw the meaning of life!", then he threw up in the toilet.
She yelled, "I’m enlightened!", then she texted her ex.
He said, "I’ve found peace!", then he started a fight with the pizza delivery guy.
E-piphany
When the internet gives you a quick, easy lesson instead of making you actually think. Just click 'Mark As Read' and pretend you're smart.
He got an email that said, "You’re a genius!", then he went back to watching cat videos.
She read one message and thought she understood everything. Then she forgot it 10 minutes later.
He opened an email and said, "I get it now!", then he texted his mom and asked for money.
E-pic-wee
E-pic-wee is Windermere’s way of saying you’re so wasted you could sleep through a fireworks show in a thunderstorm. It’s the rich kid version of being smashed, and they usually flip you the bird while saying it.
E-pic-wee? I’m so wasted I could drink a whole lake.
You just E-pic-wee’d your way through lunch.
E-pic-wee? I could’ve been the president of this school if I wasn’t so wasted.
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