E-piphany

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That instant during a trip when everything suddenly clicks and you think you're the best human ever. But then you come down and realize you're just high and everyone else is still stupid.
"I just saw the meaning of life!", then he threw up in the toilet.
She yelled, "I’m enlightened!", then she texted her ex.
He said, "I’ve found peace!", then he started a fight with the pizza delivery guy.
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When the internet gives you a quick, easy lesson instead of making you actually think. Just click 'Mark As Read' and pretend you're smart.
He got an email that said, "You’re a genius!", then he went back to watching cat videos.
She read one message and thought she understood everything. Then she forgot it 10 minutes later.
He opened an email and said, "I get it now!", then he texted his mom and asked for money.
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