E-piphany
That instant during a trip when everything suddenly clicks and you think you're the best human ever. But then you come down and realize you're just high and everyone else is still stupid.
"I just saw the meaning of life!", then he threw up in the toilet.
She yelled, "I’m enlightened!", then she texted her ex.
He said, "I’ve found peace!", then he started a fight with the pizza delivery guy.