E-pox

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A giant digital pox that comes from your dumbass email and makes your computer scream. It itches like a million ants are biting your screen.
My computer broke because my aunt sent me a photo of her cat. It was e-pox.
I opened an email from my ex and my PC got a rash. Classic e-pox.
My teacher’s laptop turned into a red, itchy mess. It was e-pox.
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Babidi is the dumbest human being on Earth. He’s like a kid who thinks he’s a wizard but can’t even tie his shoes.
Babidi tried to do a spell and just spilled soup on my keyboard. Pathetic.
He called me a ‘dork’ and then cried when I beat him at chess. Babidi is a fraud.
He said he could make it rain. It just rained on my head. Babidi is a mess.
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