E-pox
A giant digital pox that comes from your dumbass email and makes your computer scream. It itches like a million ants are biting your screen.
My computer broke because my aunt sent me a photo of her cat. It was e-pox.
I opened an email from my ex and my PC got a rash. Classic e-pox.
My teacher’s laptop turned into a red, itchy mess. It was e-pox.