Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The hole in your leg where your shin and thigh meet, and it's the worst place to have a bruise.

My knee didn't break, my e-pit took the hit and it's bruised like a grape.

I got tackled and now my e-pit is the only thing talking to me.

My e-pit is so sore I can't even sit down without screaming.

2

That stupid fold in your leg that gets hit every time you fall, and it's the reason you hate life.

I tripped over a curb and my e-pit is now my new best friend.

My e-pit is so sore I'm considering a career change to something less physical.

Why does my e-pit get hit every time I walk?!

3

The part of your leg that gets stuck in the door, and it never lets you forget it.

I got my e-pit stuck in the door and now it's a daily reminder of my stupidity.

My e-pit got squished and I'm not even mad, I'm just embarrassed.

That door doesn't care about my e-pit, it just keeps slamming.

4

The fold in your leg that's the reason you have no balance, and it's always the first to suffer.

I lost my balance and my e-pit took the fall for me.

My e-pit is so weak it can't even stand up to me.

My e-pit is my leg's weakest link and it's always the first to break.

5

That stupid crease in your leg that gets hit by everything, and it's never happy.

My e-pit got hit by a basketball and it's still mad at me.

I kicked the door and my e-pit paid the price.

That soccer ball didn't miss my e-pit, it hit it like it owed it money.

6

The part of your leg that's always the first to get hurt, and it never stops complaining.

My e-pit got hurt and it's been moaning ever since.

I fell down the stairs and my e-pit is now my favorite part of my leg.

My e-pit is so broken it's giving me a complex.