E-pastel

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E-pastel is a style where pastel colors try to take over your whole life and your outfit looks like it got hit by a rainbow and a dumb trend.
My mom says I look like a walking cupcake with a bad attitude.
I wore pastel hair and a plaid skirt to school and got called a glitter disaster.
My friend tried to copy me and now she looks like she got stuck in a neon prison.
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E-pastel is like when pastel goth and e-girls had a baby and it wore a leather harness and cried in pastel.
My pastel goth friend tried to be e-pastel and now she’s stuck in a plaid nightmare.
I tried to layer five shirts and now I look like a confused unicorn.
My DMs are full of people asking if I’m a pastel alien or just a confused teenager.
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E-pastel is a look so soft it could make a rock cry, but it also has a leather harness that wants to beat you up.
I wore pastel everything and my dog asked if I was a marshmallow with a temper.
My e-pastel outfit got me kicked out of the mall for being too cute and too loud at the same time.
My teacher said I looked like a candy bar that got into a fight with a metal band.
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