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A fake nice guy who acts like a saint until he drops the mic and starts spamming you with gross messages and insults.

Hey, you're cute. Let's get married. Now. Or I'll post your cat's face on the internet.

You're my favorite person. Until you're not.

I'm fine. I'm just sending you 17 texts about my ex.

They start off like a friend, but then they turn into a monster who tweets you at 3 a. m. with nonsense and threats.

I'm not mad. I'm just tired of your nonsense.

You're my favorite person. I'm not lying.

I'm not texting you. I'm just being kind.

They pretend to be cool, but then they send you 100 DMs about their life and why they hate you.

You're the worst. But I still like you.

I'm just messaging you because I'm bored.

I'm not texting you. I'm just being helpful.

They seem fine, but then they start sending you messages that are worse than your worst day ever.

You're my favorite person. I'm not lying.

I'm just sending you messages because I'm lonely.

I'm not mad. I'm just texting you because I'm bored.

They act like they're your friend, but then they send you messages that make you want to scream and cry at the same time.

You're my favorite person. I'm not lying. But I'm also mad.

I'm not texting you. I'm just being kind.

You're the worst. But I still like you.