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E.D. squared
E. D. squared is when your poop goes full nuclear and your junk goes on strike.
I ate a whole pizza and now I’m running to the bathroom and my brain is screaming at me.
My dog just got my lunch and now I’m stuck between a poop explosion and a hard place.
I tried to flirt with my coworker but my pants were soaked and my confidence was gone.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E.D. squared
E. D. squared is when your guts rebel and your love life gets flushed down the toilet.
I ate spicy chicken and now I’m running to the bathroom like my life depends on it.
I tried to kiss my girlfriend but I smelled like a sewer and she ran away.
My boss saw me running out of the office and now I’m the office joke.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E.D. squared
E. D. squared is when your poop is so strong it makes your junk go soft.
I had a hot dog and now I’m racing the clock like I’m in a toilet marathon.
My friend laughed at me when I tried to stand up after my third trip to the bathroom.
I texted my crush and all I got was a picture of a toilet and a sad face.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E.Coli dick
When a guy shoves his meat inside a girl without a rubber and then shoots his goo in her, making her insides feel like a dumpster fire.
My cousin got E. Coli dick at the party and now she smells like a sweaty gym sock.
He said he’d bring the wine, but he brought his cock instead. No condom. No mercy.
She told him to go home, but he stayed and gave her E. Coli dick. Now she’s mad and sore.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E.Coli dick
When a man goes all in on a woman without a rubber and then blasts his cum in her like he’s trying to win a battle.
He called it a love strike. She called it E. Coli dick. Now she’s got a new nickname: Battle Wounded.
She said she’d take him to the prom. He took her to the ER with E. Coli dick.
He didn’t even use a rubber. Just gave her E. Coli dick and walked out like a king.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E.Coli dick
When a guy slams his meat into a girl without a rubber and then fills her up with his goo, making her insides scream.
He said it was a surprise party. It was E. Coli dick. She was not happy.
She thought it was a nice gesture. He thought it was a nice way to give her E. Coli dick.
He gave her E. Coli dick and then left. She was screaming into her pillow.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E.C.S.B.T.D
A pain in the butt before becoming a dragon. This guy was the worst. Boring, rude, and no one liked him until he got turned into a lizard thing and had a wake-up call.
My cousin is an E. C. S. B. T. D. He talks too much and never shuts up.
My teacher acts like an E. C. S. B. T. D. before the dragon part.
My brother is an E. C. S. B. T. D. He was annoying before he got transformed.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E.C.S.B.T.D
Before the dragon part, this guy was a total loser. He was a pain, a bore, and no one wanted to be around him. Then he got turned into a dragon and got what he deserved.
My friend is like an E. C. S. B. T. D. He was the worst before he got turned into a dragon.
My mom says I act like an E. C. S. B. T. D. before the dragon part.
My brother was an E. C. S. B. T. D. He was a total dud before the dragon part.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E.C.S.B.T.D
This guy was the worst before he got turned into a dragon. He was a pain, a bore, and no one wanted to hear his stupid stories. Then he got a wake-up call.
My cousin is the worst E. C. S. B. T. D. ever. He was annoying before the dragon part.
My friend acts like an E. C. S. B. T. D. He was a pain before he got transformed.
My brother is an E. C. S. B. T. D. He was a bore before the dragon part.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E.C.D. Syndrome
Can't wear earbuds because your face looks like a chicken without a beak.
I tried to put in my earbuds and it looked like I had a face full of confetti.
My left earbud fell out and my right one looked like it was trying to escape.
My friend laughed so hard he threw his drink at me.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E.C.D. Syndrome
No tragus means you can't fit earbuds and it looks like you got hit by a microphone.
I put in my earbuds and it looked like I had two cups on my ears.
My tragus is missing and now my earbuds are just floating in my face.
I tried to listen to music and it looked like I was doing a dance-off with my ears.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E.C.D. Syndrome
No tragus = no earbuds = your face is a disaster zone.
My earbuds looked like they were trying to commit suicide.
I tried to put in my earbuds and it looked like my ears were on fire.
My face looked like a traffic jam and my earbuds were the cars.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E.C.D. Syndrome
No tragus = no earbuds = your face is a mess and you know it.
My earbuds looked like they were trying to escape my face.
I tried to wear earbuds and it looked like my ears were in a fight.
My face looked like a clown and my earbuds were the balloons.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E.C.D. Syndrome
No tragus means you can’t wear earbuds and your face looks like it got run over by a goat.
I tried to put in my earbuds and it looked like my ears were screaming.
My earbuds looked like they were trying to escape my face.
I wore earbuds and it looked like my face was doing a TikTok dance.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E.C.D. Syndrome
No tragus = no earbuds = your face looks like it got hit by a loudspeaker.
I put in my earbuds and it looked like my ears were trying to fly.
My face looked like a mess and my earbuds were just making it worse.
I tried to wear earbuds and my face looked like a hot mess.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E.C.C. Memory
E. C. C. Memory is like having a memory chip that’s been dipped in poop and fire. You get it when you join the Ethnic Cleansing Clan and survive the initiation.
"I got E. C. C. Memory after they made me eat a rat in a pit. I still taste it.", @RatEater420
"My cousin got E. C. C. Memory and now he dreams about burning people.", @BurningDreams
"I tried to leave the Ethnic Cleansing Clan. Now I have E. C. C. Memory and I can’t even sleep.", @SleeplessClanKid
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E.C.C. Memory
E. C. C. Memory is like a memory chip that’s been beaten with a club and doused in gasoline. You get it from the Ethnic Cleansing Clan when they think you’re tough enough to handle their nonsense.
"They called me a wimp until I got E. C. C. Memory. Now I call them wimps.", @WimpToWimp
"I got E. C. C. Memory after they hit me with a club and lit me on fire. Now I remember everything.", @ClubAndFire
"I got E. C. C. Memory and now I remember every time someone talks about burning people.", @RememberTheBurn
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E.C.C. Memory
E. C. C. Memory is like a memory chip that’s been kicked, cursed, and soaked in urine. You get it when the Ethnic Cleansing Clan thinks you’re ready to join the elite and forget about being a normal person.
"They said I had E. C. C. Memory after I urinated on a priest. I still remember that.", @UrinePriest
"My brother got E. C. C. Memory and now he remembers every time someone says 'ethnic cleansing.'", @MemorableBro
"I got E. C. C. Memory and now I remember every time someone kicks me.", @KickedAndRemembered
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E.C.B.R.O. FOUNDER
The guy who runs the East Coast Bigfoot Researchers Organization. He’s a crazy wildlife nut who hunts Bigfoot like it’s a video game and yells at people who don’t believe him. A legend, but also a pain in the ass.
He DM’d me and said, 'If you don’t believe Bigfoot is real, I’ll come to your house and eat your cat.'
He posted a tweet: 'Bigfoot is real. Your skepticism is not.'
He called a conference and said, 'I’m not here to talk. I’m here to yell at you.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
E.C.B.R.O. FOUNDER
The main guy at the East Coast Bigfoot Researchers Organization. He’s like a mad scientist who thinks Bigfoot is the only real thing in the world. He doesn’t shut up about it and uses words like 'truth' way too much.
He texted me, 'I saw Bigfoot today. You’re not allowed to doubt me.'
He tweeted, 'Bigfoot is real. I have proof. Also, I have a headache from all this truth.'
He showed up at my house and said, 'You’re not a real person until you believe in Bigfoot.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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