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E.C.B.R.O. FOUNDER

The boss of the East Coast Bigfoot Researchers Organization. He’s a wild man who thinks he’s the only one who knows Bigfoot’s secrets. He yells at people, uses a lot of swear words, and is still searching for the truth.

He called me and said, 'I found a footprint. You’re not allowed to question me.'

He posted, 'Bigfoot is real. I saw it. I also cursed my cat.'

He came to my house and yelled, 'You don’t believe me? I’ll turn you into a Bigfoot!'

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E.Bola

A virus that will make you cough so hard your teeth fall out and your grandma will die from the noise.

I got E. Bola from my brother. Now I'm coughing so loud my dog ran away.

My teacher said I had E. Bola. I didn't even touch the sick kid.

I got E. Bola from a sneeze. Now my face looks like a fried egg.

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E.Bola

A gamer so good he will beat you in a game so fast you won’t even know what hit you. Run. Hide. Cry. You're doomed.

I saw E. Bola play. I didn’t even get a chance to press a button.

E. Bola joined my game. I got owned in 10 seconds. My brain exploded.

E. Bola was in my lobby. I quit before the game even started.

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E.Bola

A hacker who plays Counterstrike so well he can see your future. He hacks your game and makes you look like a newbie.

E. Bola hacked my game. I didn’t even know I was playing.

I tried to beat E. Bola. He hacked my headset. I couldn’t hear anything.

E. Bola was in my game. He knew my moves before I made them.

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E.BEAST

He’s basically a god among men, except for a few tiny issues like being too hot for his own good, having a huge package that makes walking a pain, and balls that make girls go crazy. But his foot-long sub (dick) is so good, it cancels out all his problems and makes him the king of seduction.

He’s like a walking cocky joke, but the punchline is his cock.

His balls are so good, girls chase him like he’s a snack.

He walks into a room and girls faint, but he can’t walk without looking like a confused giant.

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E.BEAST

He’s awesome, but not perfect. He’s got a huge dick, can’t hide from girls, and his balls are like magic. But his foot-long sub (dick) is so strong, it fixes all his flaws and makes him the best lover ever.

He’s the kind of guy who makes girls forget their own names.

He walks into a club and girls start a fight over who gets to talk to him first.

His balls are so good, girls literally follow him home.

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E.BEAST

He’s a legend, but he’s got a few problems. He’s too hot, his dick is too big, and his balls are so good, they hypnotize girls. But his foot-long sub (dick) is so good, it cancels everything and makes him the best lover ever.

He’s like a walking cocky joke with a side of magic.

Girls start fights just to be near him.

He walks into a bar and girls forget why they’re there.

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E.B.S

Every Bullet Screams, like your brain when you get shot in the face with no warning

'I didn't expect E. B. S., I thought it was just a regular gunfight.'

'That kid had E. B. S., every bullet screamed like a baby.'

'The enemy had E. B. S., they didn’t just shoot, they yelled.'

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E.B.S

Emergency Butt Sex, when you're too broke, too drunk, and too desperate to care

'We had Emergency Butt Sex in the back of a taxi, it was a disaster.'

'He asked for Emergency Butt Sex at 3 a. m., I said yes, I was that tired.'

'Emergency Butt Sex on a park bench, no one asked questions.'

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E.B.S

Ethiopian Butt Sex, it’s not just butt sex, it’s butt sex with flavor and fury

'She said it was Ethiopian Butt Sex, I didn’t know butt sex could be that spicy.'

'We had Ethiopian Butt Sex in the middle of the street, people stared.'

'He brought a whole playlist for Ethiopian Butt Sex, I was confused but I was in.'

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E.B.S

Eye Brow Shaver, when you’re too lazy to shave, but you still want to look fancy

'I used my eyebrow shaver like it was a magic wand, it barely worked.'

'He showed up with an eyebrow shaver, like he was going to a fancy party.'

'My eyebrow shaver broke, now I look like a confused raccoon.'

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E.B.B.G.A.S.F

E. B. B. G. A. S. F is a stupid charity started by Olivia Munn. It gives sandwiches to brown bears through tiny kids who can't even tie their shoes.

My kid fed a bear a sandwich and it yelled at me.

The bear got a tuna sandwich and it was confused.

Olivia Munn is a waste of a sandwich.

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E.B.B.G.A.S.F

E. B. B. G. A. S. F is a ridiculous fund that makes brown bears eat sandwiches from kids who probably have no life.

The bear ate the sandwich and then ate the kid.

My kid tried to feed a bear and got sand in his hair.

This fund is worse than my ex's dating life.

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E.B.B.G.A.S.F

E. B. B. G. A. S. F is a fake charity that gives brown bears sandwiches like they're celebrities getting free food.

The bear got a sandwich and it was too good for the rest of the bears.

My kid got a sandwich and it was better than my job.

Olivia Munn should be eating sandwiches, not giving them out.

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E.B. Bonskeebee

the smelly green stuff that makes you laugh like a maniac and forget your mom’s name

I ate so much E. B. Bonskeebee I forgot my own name

My cousin turned green and started talking to the ceiling

I got high on E. B. Bonskeebee and told my teacher she smelled like a gym sock

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E.B. Bonskeebee

the magic green powder that turns normal people into weirdos who talk to their shoes

My dog ate E. B. Bonskeebee and started dancing in the middle of the street

I smoked E. B. Bonskeebee and thought my math teacher was a wizard

My brother said the sky was made of candy after one hit

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E.B. Bonskeebee

the smelly green stuff that makes you sleepy, giggly, and forget you ever had a job

I took one hit of E. B. Bonskeebee and forgot my math homework

My sister got so giggly she fell off the couch

I slept for three days after eating E. B. Bonskeebee

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E.B. Bonskeebee

the green stinky stuff that makes you feel like a superhero with no pants on

I felt like a superhero after one hit of E. B. Bonskeebee

My friend ran out of the house yelling ‘I’m a wizard!’

I smoked E. B. Bonskeebee and told my mom she was a pirate

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E.B. Bonskeebee

the smelly green stuff that turns your brain into a blender full of bananas and chaos

My brain was so blended I forgot how to tie my shoes

I ate E. B. Bonskeebee and started talking to my plants

My brother got so confused he tried to eat his math book

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E.B. Bonskeebee

the green stuff that makes you feel like you’re flying, even if you’re just sitting on the floor

I felt like I was flying after one hit of E. B. Bonskeebee

I flew around the room like a maniac

I told my teacher I was a bird and she gave me a D

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