E.B.S

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Every Bullet Screams, like your brain when you get shot in the face with no warning

'I didn't expect E. B. S., I thought it was just a regular gunfight.'

'That kid had E. B. S., every bullet screamed like a baby.'

'The enemy had E. B. S., they didn’t just shoot, they yelled.'

Emergency Butt Sex, when you're too broke, too drunk, and too desperate to care

'We had Emergency Butt Sex in the back of a taxi, it was a disaster.'

'He asked for Emergency Butt Sex at 3 a. m., I said yes, I was that tired.'

'Emergency Butt Sex on a park bench, no one asked questions.'

Ethiopian Butt Sex, it’s not just butt sex, it’s butt sex with flavor and fury

'She said it was Ethiopian Butt Sex, I didn’t know butt sex could be that spicy.'

'We had Ethiopian Butt Sex in the middle of the street, people stared.'

'He brought a whole playlist for Ethiopian Butt Sex, I was confused but I was in.'

Eye Brow Shaver, when you’re too lazy to shave, but you still want to look fancy

'I used my eyebrow shaver like it was a magic wand, it barely worked.'

'He showed up with an eyebrow shaver, like he was going to a fancy party.'

'My eyebrow shaver broke, now I look like a confused raccoon.'