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The guy who runs the East Coast Bigfoot Researchers Organization. He’s a crazy wildlife nut who hunts Bigfoot like it’s a video game and yells at people who don’t believe him. A legend, but also a pain in the ass.
He DM’d me and said, 'If you don’t believe Bigfoot is real, I’ll come to your house and eat your cat.'
He posted a tweet: 'Bigfoot is real. Your skepticism is not.'
He called a conference and said, 'I’m not here to talk. I’m here to yell at you.'
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The main guy at the East Coast Bigfoot Researchers Organization. He’s like a mad scientist who thinks Bigfoot is the only real thing in the world. He doesn’t shut up about it and uses words like 'truth' way too much.
He texted me, 'I saw Bigfoot today. You’re not allowed to doubt me.'
He tweeted, 'Bigfoot is real. I have proof. Also, I have a headache from all this truth.'
He showed up at my house and said, 'You’re not a real person until you believe in Bigfoot.'
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The boss of the East Coast Bigfoot Researchers Organization. He’s a wild man who thinks he’s the only one who knows Bigfoot’s secrets. He yells at people, uses a lot of swear words, and is still searching for the truth.
He called me and said, 'I found a footprint. You’re not allowed to question me.'
He posted, 'Bigfoot is real. I saw it. I also cursed my cat.'
He came to my house and yelled, 'You don’t believe me? I’ll turn you into a Bigfoot!'
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