E.C.B.R.O. FOUNDER
The main guy at the East Coast Bigfoot Researchers Organization. He’s like a mad scientist who thinks Bigfoot is the only real thing in the world. He doesn’t shut up about it and uses words like 'truth' way too much.
He texted me, 'I saw Bigfoot today. You’re not allowed to doubt me.'
He tweeted, 'Bigfoot is real. I have proof. Also, I have a headache from all this truth.'
He showed up at my house and said, 'You’re not a real person until you believe in Bigfoot.'