E.D. squared

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E. D. squared is when your poop goes full nuclear and your junk goes on strike.

I ate a whole pizza and now I’m running to the bathroom and my brain is screaming at me.

My dog just got my lunch and now I’m stuck between a poop explosion and a hard place.

I tried to flirt with my coworker but my pants were soaked and my confidence was gone.

E. D. squared is when your guts rebel and your love life gets flushed down the toilet.

I ate spicy chicken and now I’m running to the bathroom like my life depends on it.

I tried to kiss my girlfriend but I smelled like a sewer and she ran away.

My boss saw me running out of the office and now I’m the office joke.

E. D. squared is when your poop is so strong it makes your junk go soft.

I had a hot dog and now I’m racing the clock like I’m in a toilet marathon.

My friend laughed at me when I tried to stand up after my third trip to the bathroom.

I texted my crush and all I got was a picture of a toilet and a sad face.