E.Coli dick

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When a guy shoves his meat inside a girl without a rubber and then shoots his goo in her, making her insides feel like a dumpster fire.

My cousin got E. Coli dick at the party and now she smells like a sweaty gym sock.

He said he’d bring the wine, but he brought his cock instead. No condom. No mercy.

She told him to go home, but he stayed and gave her E. Coli dick. Now she’s mad and sore.

When a man goes all in on a woman without a rubber and then blasts his cum in her like he’s trying to win a battle.

He called it a love strike. She called it E. Coli dick. Now she’s got a new nickname: Battle Wounded.

She said she’d take him to the prom. He took her to the ER with E. Coli dick.

He didn’t even use a rubber. Just gave her E. Coli dick and walked out like a king.

When a guy slams his meat into a girl without a rubber and then fills her up with his goo, making her insides scream.

He said it was a surprise party. It was E. Coli dick. She was not happy.

She thought it was a nice gesture. He thought it was a nice way to give her E. Coli dick.

He gave her E. Coli dick and then left. She was screaming into her pillow.