E.Coli dick
When a guy slams his meat into a girl without a rubber and then fills her up with his goo, making her insides scream.
He said it was a surprise party. It was E. Coli dick. She was not happy.
She thought it was a nice gesture. He thought it was a nice way to give her E. Coli dick.
He gave her E. Coli dick and then left. She was screaming into her pillow.