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E-Crush is a stupid website where kids post silly stuff and try to find love. It's mostly filled with brain-dead kids who think 'ASL' is a real language.

An e-crush is when you like someone you met online, but you've never seen them in real life. You're just a sad kid who thinks a profile picture is a real person.

An e-crush is when you fall for someone because of texts, emails, or online messages. But it's just a crush, not real love. You're just a loser who thinks typing 'I love you' means you're in love.

An e-crush is when you're on ecstasy and you fall for someone, but when you wake up and feel like a broken mess, you forget about them. You're just a weirdo who thinks being on drugs is a good idea.

trying to be the center of attention by screaming into the internet like a confused goat.

using the internet like a giant megaphone to yell at people who don’t care.

being so desperate for likes that you post every single weird thing you do.

flashing your face all over the internet like it’s the last day of school and you’re trying to impress the principal.

shoving your life into the internet like it’s a trash can and you’re trying to throw everything at once.

The E-Community is a group of e-girls, e-boys, and people who wear too much glitter, who think they're cool because they wear eyeliner like it's a religion. They call themselves E-P's, which is just a fancy way of saying 'we're all fake and we know it.'

When someone in an online forum yells at you for saying something they don’t like, even if you’re just being you. They’ll call you a ‘fool’ or say you’re ‘offending them personally,’ even though you didn’t mean to be rude.

When you buy stuff online and it feels like the internet is trying to charge you for breathing.

Stuff you can buy and sell with a screen, but it's mostly just people trying to make you spend more money.

When you buy something online and it hits you like a truck with extra charges you didn’t ask for.

the dumb idea of saving money by letting people die because you're too cheap to fix the problem.

when you think it’s smarter to let people rot than to spend a few bucks to fix it.

the belief that letting people get sick is just a small price to pay for a smaller bill.

the idea that you’re a genius if you save money by letting people get sick and die.

the dumb choice of saving money by letting people get sick because you're too lazy to fix it.

The E-Class Wagon is the car that rich people drive when they want to look fancy but still act like they’re not showing off. It’s like a limo for people who think they’re too cool for a limo.