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When you buy stuff online and it feels like the internet is trying to charge you for breathing.
I bought a t-shirt and got charged for a subscription I never asked for.
My online order had a fee for 'delivery by unicorn' which I didn't select.
I ordered a sandwich and now I have to pay for a lifetime membership to a club I don't know about.
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Stuff you can buy and sell with a screen, but it's mostly just people trying to make you spend more money.
I sold my old phone online and got one message: 'You’re rich.'
My mom buys stuff online and then buys stuff to buy stuff online.
I sold my old shoes and now I have to buy new shoes to sell my old shoes.
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When you buy something online and it hits you like a truck with extra charges you didn’t ask for.
I bought a video game and got charged for a second game I didn’t want.
I ordered a pizza and now I have to pay for a pizza delivery service I didn’t know existed.
I bought a pen and now I have to pay for a subscription to a pen club.
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