E-Crush
An e-crush is when you like someone you met online, but you've never seen them in real life. You're just a sad kid who thinks a profile picture is a real person.
Text: 'You're my favorite person.' Next text: 'You blocked me because I said 'yo' instead of 'hi.'
DM: 'I love you.' Next day: 'You're annoying, I hate you.'
Twitter: 'You're so cool.' Next tweet: 'You're a fake person.'