E-Crush

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An e-crush is when you like someone you met online, but you've never seen them in real life. It's like liking a ghost who only talks to you through a phone.

DM: 'You're the best person I've ever talked to online.' Next day: 'I blocked you because you said 'yo' instead of 'hello.'

Text: 'You're so cool, I'm gonna cry.' Next text: 'You're not cool, you're just weird.'

Twitter: 'I love this person.' 30 seconds later: 'They spelled 'love' wrong.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

E-Crush is a stupid website where kids post silly stuff and try to find love. It's mostly filled with brain-dead kids who think 'ASL' is a real language.

Chat: 'Hi' 'Hi' 'Are you a girl?' 'No, I'm a boy' 'Then why are you talking to me?'

Chat: 'I'm a girl who likes cats.' 'I like dogs.' 'Then why are you talking to me?'

Chat: 'I'm 13 and I'm in love with you.' 'I'm 13 and I'm in love with me.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

An e-crush is when you like someone you met online, but you've never seen them in real life. You're just a sad kid who thinks a profile picture is a real person.

Text: 'You're my favorite person.' Next text: 'You blocked me because I said 'yo' instead of 'hi.'

DM: 'I love you.' Next day: 'You're annoying, I hate you.'

Twitter: 'You're so cool.' Next tweet: 'You're a fake person.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

An e-crush is when you fall for someone because of texts, emails, or online messages. But it's just a crush, not real love. You're just a loser who thinks typing 'I love you' means you're in love.

Text: 'I love you.' Next text: 'You're annoying.'

DM: 'You're my favorite person.' Next DM: 'You're a fake person.'

Email: 'I think I'm in love with you.' Next email: 'You're not in love with me, you're just a loser.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

An e-crush is when you're on ecstasy and you fall for someone, but when you wake up and feel like a broken mess, you forget about them. You're just a weirdo who thinks being on drugs is a good idea.

Text: 'You're the best person I've ever met.' Next text: 'You're the worst person I've ever met.'

DM: 'I love you.' Next day: 'You're a fake person.'

Twitter: 'I'm in love with you.' Next tweet: 'You're a fake person, and I'm a fake person.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago