E-Crush
An e-crush is when you like someone you met online, but you've never seen them in real life. It's like liking a ghost who only talks to you through a phone.
DM: 'You're the best person I've ever talked to online.' Next day: 'I blocked you because you said 'yo' instead of 'hello.'
Text: 'You're so cool, I'm gonna cry.' Next text: 'You're not cool, you're just weird.'
Twitter: 'I love this person.' 30 seconds later: 'They spelled 'love' wrong.'