Dafuque
A magical word that makes your friends laugh until they cry
Dafuque! You wore socks with sandals to the party?
Dafuque! You tried to explain your math problem to the dog?
Dafuque! You tried to text me in the middle of a thunderstorm?
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Dafuque
A swear word that comes out when you’re so mad you can’t think straight
Dafuque! You spilled my juice and now you’re fighting with the cat?
Dafuque! You forgot your homework and now you’re crying in the hallway?
Dafuque! You tried to skip class and got caught by the principal?
Dafuque
A word that sounds like a curse but is just your brain screaming
Dafuque! You tried to do your math homework and it took you 2 hours?
Dafuque! You tried to explain your dream to your mom and she didn’t get it?
Dafuque! You tried to eat three burgers and now you’re running in place?
Dafuque
A loud scream you yell when someone’s actions are so dumb they should be banned from Earth
Dafuque! You tried to text me during the movie and it was so loud the whole theater heard?
Dafuque! You tried to explain your dog’s weird behavior to the principal?
Dafuque! You tried to eat the whole cake and now you’re stuck in the chair?
Dafuqingly
When someone drops their pants and screams at the world because they can't believe what they just saw or heard
My friend saw a goat wearing a hat and yelled 'Dafuqingly?'
I heard my teacher swear 10 times and said 'Dafuqingly?'
My dog ran into a chicken and I screamed 'Dafuqingly?'
Dafuqingly
A loud, confused, and very rude reaction to something that makes your brain shut off
My mom saw my grades and said 'Dafuqingly?'
I saw my dad eat a whole cake and yelled 'Dafuqingly?'
My brother told me he got a job and I said 'Dafuqingly?'
Dafuqingly
When you're so surprised you swear and then you forget what you were surprised about
I saw my cat ride a bike and said 'Dafuqingly?'
My friend told me he got a pet dragon and I said 'Dafuqingly?'
My teacher told me to shut up and I yelled 'Dafuqingly?'
Dafuqingly
A loud, very confused, and slightly angry reaction to something so stupid it makes you swear
I saw my dog wear a suit and said 'Dafuqingly?'
My brother told me he ate my homework and I said 'Dafuqingly?'
My mom told me I had to clean my room and I said 'Dafuqingly?'
Dafuqingly
When you see or hear something so crazy you drop everything and yell 'Dafuqingly?'
I saw my dog dance and I screamed 'Dafuqingly?'
I heard my teacher say 'I hate math' and I yelled 'Dafuqingly?'
I saw my brother wear a hat made of socks and I said 'Dafuqingly?'
Dafuke
Dafuke is like when something is so weird it makes your brain explode. People say it when things go from normal to absolutely nuts.
Dafuke? My dog just ate my homework and my mom’s hair.
Dafuke? My teacher turned into a chicken.
Dafuke? My cat is now president of the United States.
Dafuke
Dafuke means what the fuck. It’s a short way to say something is completely ridiculous and you’re too stunned to think straight.
Dafuke? My math test had a question about aliens.
Dafuke? My brother is dating a toaster.
Dafuke? I just saw my goldfish wearing a hat.
Dafuke
Dafuke is like when you see something so cool it makes you feel like a million bucks. It’s like when your friend does something awesome and you can’t help but be impressed.
Dafuke! My friend just won the lottery and bought me a pizza.
Dafuke! My dog can now speak Spanish.
Dafuke! My goldfish is now a rockstar.
Dafuke
Dafuke is like when you’re so mad or so excited you just want to scream and run away. It’s what you yell when something is so crazy it’s unbelievable.
Dafuke! My teacher just turned into a robot!
Dafuke! My cat just won the Super Bowl!
Dafuke! My goldfish is now the president of Mars.
Dafuh
A loud and angry way to say 'What the hell?' when you see something so crazy it makes your brain hurt.
My cousin ate a whole pizza and then cried. Dafuh?
I saw my dog wearing a hat. Dafuh?
My teacher yelled at the ceiling. Dafuh?
Dafuh
You yell it when something is so stupid or wild it feels like your brain just exploded.
My brother tried to fight a chicken. Dafuh?
My mom texted me at 2 a. m. with a photo of a dancing potato. Dafuh?
My dog started talking to me. Dafuh?
Dafuckizdat
A loud, angry shout when you have no idea what’s going on and you’re too mad to care
Dafuckizdat? I just got a text from my ex saying she’s married to a man named Steve.
Dafuckizdat? Why is my pizza covered in ketchup?
Dafuckizdat? My dog just stole my homework.
Dafuckizdat
When you’re so lost you think you’re in a different universe and you yell at the void
Dafuckizdat? I walked into a library and it was just me and a cat.
Dafuckizdat? My math teacher said I failed because I drew a unicorn on my test.
Dafuckizdat? My mom says I’m grounded for the rest of my life.
Dafuckizdat
A scream of pure frustration when life throws you a curveball and you’re not ready
Dafuckizdat? My dog just ate my laptop and now I can’t do my homework.
Dafuckizdat? I tried to text my crush and I sent a picture of my face in a toaster.
Dafuckizdat? I got a D on my math test and my mom is gonna kill me.
Dafuckizdat
A loud, confused yell when you see something so stupid you can’t believe it’s real
Dafuckizdat? My teacher said I can’t wear pajamas to school.
Dafuckizdat? My friend’s cat is now the president of the United States.
Dafuckizdat? I tried to eat my math homework and it tasted like glitter.
Dafuckizdat
When you’re so confused you think you’re in a dream and you yell at the sky for answers
Dafuckizdat? I woke up and my dog was wearing my hat.
Dafuckizdat? My teacher said I have to wear a chicken suit for the rest of the year.
Dafuckizdat? I tried to text my crush and it came out as ‘I love u’ in all caps and emojis.