Discover Slang

Daddydarrian
A human god who’s got the body of a beast and the soul of a king he never lets his homies down and he’s the kind of guy who will always have your back
He beat up my bully for me. Then he bought me pizza. That’s a real king.
He’s got a body that could make a statue blush and a heart that’s bigger than a spaceship.
He’s the kind of guy who would fight a dragon just to keep you safe.
Daddydar
A guy’s dirty, inside radar that lets him sniff out when a girl is into dad stuff or has a bad history with her old man.
He saw her Instagram and said, 'You're into dad stuff? I'm here for you, baby.'
She said 'I hate my dad,' and he was like, 'Let's talk about it over pizza.'
He texted her, 'I know what you're going through. I've been there.'
Daddydar
A man’s smelly, inside sense that helps him know when a woman is all into dad vibes or has some serious daddy drama.
She said her dad was an a**hole, and he immediately said, 'I’m your new dad.'
He stared at her for 10 minutes and said, 'I can feel your daddy problems.'
She said she had a crush on her dad, and he texted her, 'I’m going to be your dad now.'
Daddydar
A guy’s gross, inside tool that tells him when a girl is into dad stuff or has a dad-related hate problem.
He saw her post about her dad and said, 'Let me fix that for you.'
She said her dad was annoying, and he said, 'I’m here to help.'
He texted her, 'I know your dad’s an a**hole. Let me beat him up for you.'
Daddydar
A guy’s inside, trashy ability to tell when a girl is into dad stuff or has some bad daddy baggage.
She said her dad was a drunk, and he immediately said, 'I can help with that.'
He saw her post about her dad and said, 'I’m your new dad.'
She said she had a crush on her dad, and he said, 'I’m going to be your dad now.'
Daddydar
A guy’s dirty, inside sense that helps him know when a woman is into dad stuff or has a bad history with her old man.
She said her dad was mean, and he said, 'I can be nicer.'
He saw her post about her dad and said, 'Let me be your dad now.'
She said her dad was a loser, and he said, 'I’m here to fix that.'
Daddycorn
A man who acts like a dad to a kid who doesn't know their real dad. He's like a mentor, a boss, a friend, and sometimes a guy who lets you skip homework.
My Daddycorn lets me eat pizza for breakfast and still passes me my tests.
He’s the only reason I didn’t get expelled.
He gives me snacks during lunch and tells the teacher to shut up.
Daddycorn
A unicorn who also happens to be a dad. It’s like having a magical dad who also knows how to make your problems go away.
My Daddycorn flew in on a rainbow and saved me from getting a detention.
He turned my bad grades into glitter and magic.
He showed up in my math class and made the teacher cry.
Daddycation
When the dad takes the kids on a trip so they can escape the mom and her fancy hotels and easy activities. The kids get covered in dirt, scream at the top of their lungs, and come back with stories that make the mom want to scream too.
My dad took us camping and I got bitten by a mosquito the size of a horse.
Dad said we were going to 'rough it' which meant no shower and a tent that leaked like a sieve.
He tried to cook hot dogs on a grill and set the whole forest on fire.
Daddycation
When a dad tries to be a better dad by doing stuff like reading bedtime stories, helping with homework, and pretending he knows how to tie a shoe.
Dad tried to read me a bedtime story but fell asleep halfway through.
He tried to help with math homework and said 2+2=5 because he was tired.
He tied my shoes into a knot and called it 'advanced lacing.'
Daddycated
When a dad is trying really hard to be a better dad, even if he's completely clueless and just pretending he knows what he's doing.
Dad: 'I’m totally not lost. I just have a plan.' (He’s standing on a street corner in a different state.)
Dad: 'This is a bonding experience.' (He’s yelling at the kids because the car broke down.)
Dad: 'I’m doing this for you.' (He’s eating a hot dog at 2 a. m. in a gas station.)
Daddycated
A trip where the dad takes the kids somewhere stupid because the mom wouldn't go. The place is cheap, the activities are hard, but the kids have the time of their lives and come back with wild stories the mom thinks are nonsense.
Dad: 'We’re going to the cabin.' (It’s a tent in a parking lot.)
Dad: 'This is the best vacation ever.' (He’s covered in mud and the kids are laughing at him.)
Dad: 'We went to the forest.' (He means the middle of nowhere with no phone signal.)
Daddycalubee
the messiah in a track suit who makes you feel like your dad finally got a life
@daddycalubee just turned my 3 AM existential crisis into a 2 AM snack run
my mom says he’s the only man who can handle her and my uncle at the same time
he showed up at my school like he owned the place and my principal gave him a high five
Daddycalubee
the guy who came from heaven to give you a pep talk and a free pizza
@daddycalubee told me my math test was just a warm-up for his college finals
he showed up at the grocery store and the checkout line moved just for him
my dog recognized him and started barking like he was the president
Daddycalubee
the father of all fathers who makes your dad look like a rookie
@daddycalubee called my dad out for forgetting my birthday and then sent me a cake
he showed up at my job interview and my boss hired me just to keep him happy
he texted me during my math test and I got a 100 just for being distracted by him
Daddybutton
The main meat stick you use to poke people when you're mad or horny
He called me a daddybutton in the hallway during lunch.
My brother sent me a message that said 'you’re a daddybutton.'
The teacher told me to stop drawing daddybuttons on the desk.
Daddybutton
The thing you show off when you’re trying to look cool and no one cares
He showed off his daddybutton at the park and no one laughed.
My friend’s dog barked at his daddybutton.
She drew a daddybutton on the bathroom wall during recess.
Daddybutton
The thing you have to use when you’re too lazy to do anything else
He used his daddybutton to open the door.
She said she didn’t need a key, just her daddybutton.
The kid used his daddybutton to scare the other kids.
Daddyboyhalo
A stupid meme from Badboyhalo's tweet where his dog Rat is sitting next to a giant mug that looks like a dad. Everyone laughs because it’s so dumb.
Rat is like, 'I'm not even close to being a dad,' but the mug is like, 'I’m here to take over.'
Badboyhalo posted it and got 100 likes from people who don’t even know who Rat is.
My mom saw it and said, 'That dog looks like it’s about to cry.'
Daddyboyhalo
A joke that came from Badboyhalo’s tweet showing his dog next to a big dad mug. It’s so basic, even my grandma would roll her eyes at it.
The mug is like, 'I’m the king of dad stuff,' and Rat is like, 'I just want a snack.'
I sent it to my brother, and he replied, 'This is the worst thing I’ve ever seen.'
My teacher used it as an example of bad art, and I got in trouble for laughing too loud.
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