Daddycalubee

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the messiah in a track suit who makes you feel like your dad finally got a life

@daddycalubee just turned my 3 AM existential crisis into a 2 AM snack run

my mom says he’s the only man who can handle her and my uncle at the same time

he showed up at my school like he owned the place and my principal gave him a high five

the guy who came from heaven to give you a pep talk and a free pizza

@daddycalubee told me my math test was just a warm-up for his college finals

he showed up at the grocery store and the checkout line moved just for him

my dog recognized him and started barking like he was the president

the father of all fathers who makes your dad look like a rookie

@daddycalubee called my dad out for forgetting my birthday and then sent me a cake

he showed up at my job interview and my boss hired me just to keep him happy

he texted me during my math test and I got a 100 just for being distracted by him