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When the dad takes the kids on a trip so they can escape the mom and her fancy hotels and easy activities. The kids get covered in dirt, scream at the top of their lungs, and come back with stories that make the mom want to scream too.
My dad took us camping and I got bitten by a mosquito the size of a horse.
Dad said we were going to 'rough it' which meant no shower and a tent that leaked like a sieve.
He tried to cook hot dogs on a grill and set the whole forest on fire.