Discover Slang

When you think your country is the best and everyone else is trash. You say stuff like ‘We don’t do that’ and ‘We’re not terrorists’ when you clearly are.

When a dad has a tiny weenie but it looks like it’s going to take over the world. It’s a lie, but everyone believes it.

The embarrassing lecture your dad or some guy gives you when you're getting a little bigger and starting to smell like a gym sock.

The time your dad or some random guy yells at you for growing and thinking you're cool.

The talk your dad or some guy gives you when you're starting to look like you're about to get a job and not just play video games.

When your dad or some guy gives you a lecture because you're starting to look like you're about to get a job and not just play video games and smell like a gym sock.

The lecture your dad or some guy gives you when you're getting a little bigger and your voice is starting to sound like a goat.

The time your dad or some guy yells at you for growing and thinking you're cool and your voice sounds like a goat.

When someone flips out because a social justice issue is brought up like it's the 1970s and your old man is yelling at you for wearing a hat inside. They use words that sound nice but are full of hate, throw around tiny racist insults, and make fun of people like they're from another planet. It’s like being yelled at by a man who thinks he’s the king of the world.

When you copy your granddad’s moves, like he’s the king of cool. It’s like being a mini version of him, but you still think you’re the main character. You do everything he does, even when you’re clearly not as cool.

Stories your dad tells to make you feel like you're the worst kid ever compared to how awesome he was as a kid. He probably didn't even have to deal with a fart in the classroom.

What you tell your dad when he starts going on about how awesome he was as a kid. It's like he's trying to tell you he's still awesome.

Your dad's story about his wild youth, but it's so messed up it might as well be a horror movie. And he probably did the worst parts.

The tiny pieces of crap your dad leaves in the toilet like he’s doing a poop graffiti.

The crummy little bits your dad shoves into the toilet like it’s his personal trash can.

The little turd chunks your dad throws in the toilet like it’s a poop trash can.

When a shit takes so long it feels like you're sitting on a toilet for a whole episode of your dad's favorite show. It's like your dad's butt is stuck in a time warp.

A dad who leaves his kid at 1 year old and acts like it’s the best decision ever. He’s like a broken toy you throw in the trash.

A dad who fathers a kid but acts like he's not even related. He doesn’t help, doesn’t pay, and spends more time with his new girlfriend who’s a total mess.

A guy who gives his sperm to a woman and then disappears. He doesn’t even know what his kids are doing. He’s like a ghost who only appears once a year.