Dad Stories - What you tell your dad when he starts going on about how awe

What you tell your dad when he starts going on about how awesome he was as a kid. It's like he's trying to tell you he's still awesome.

'Dad, I don't care if you were a legend in 1989, I'm still the best at math.'

'Dad, I'm not even mad you told that story about the chicken tattoo.'

'Just stop talking, I'm trying to finish my pizza.'