Dad Spackle

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The tiny pieces of crap your dad leaves in the toilet like he’s doing a poop graffiti.

My dad left so much spackle in the toilet, it looks like a turd exploded.

He used the toilet like it was a battlefield and he was the general.

I found a spackle mountain in there and it was a war crime.

The crummy little bits your dad shoves into the toilet like it’s his personal trash can.

My dad uses the toilet like it’s a dumping ground for his guts.

He left so much spackle, I think the toilet is going to revolt.

I found a spackle bridge in the toilet and it was a total disaster.

The little turd chunks your dad throws in the toilet like it’s a poop trash can.

He poops so much spackle, the toilet is like a poop buffet.

I saw a spackle tsunami in the toilet and it was terrifying.

Dad’s spackle is so bad, it’s like he’s trying to destroy the toilet.