E-Coli conservatism

'I’d rather cut the hospital budget than pay for a new nurse.', a mayor during a pandemic.

'Why spend money on clean water when people can just get sick and die? That’s how it works.', a politician at a town hall.

'We’re saving money by letting kids get food poisoning. It’s a win-win.', a school board member.

'If they don’t want to pay for the water, let them drink it raw. Problem solved.', a city council member.

'We saved $500 by not fixing the pipes. Who cares if 10 people get sick?', a finance guy at a meeting.

'Let the kids get sick. It’s a lesson in life.', a teacher who got fired.

'We’ll just let the kids get food poisoning. It’s a little extra cost, but we’re saving money.', a principal during a lunchroom disaster.

'Let them die. We’re saving money for the next disaster.', a government official during a health crisis.

'Why spend money on clean water? Let them get sick and die. It’s cheaper.', a budget manager at a meeting.

'I’m saving the city money by letting the kids get sick. That’s a win.', a principal who got a raise.

'I didn’t fix the water. I let people get sick. It’s a good lesson.', a teacher who got fired.

'I didn’t spend money on clean water. I let people get sick. I’m a genius.', a politician who got re-elected.

'We didn’t fix the water. We just let the kids get sick. It’s easier.', a principal who got a bonus.

'Why fix the pipes? Let them get sick. It’s cheaper.', a school board member.

'I didn’t fix the water. I let people get sick. I’m too lazy.', a mayor who got re-elected.