E-nerk
A half-wit genius who clogs your inbox with insults like it’s their favorite hobby.
Your brain is so small, it’s like a pebble.
You’re so dumb, I could write a book about your face.
Your spelling is worse than my goldfish’s homework.
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E-nerk
A brainy brat who sends you insults like they’re on a never-ending rant.
Your brain is so tiny, it’s like a marble.
You’re so dumb, I could write a novel about your stupidity.
Your face is so ugly, it could win a prize for the worst face ever.
E-nerd
A crybaby who stares at a screen like it’s the last piece of pizza and yells at a game like it stole their lunch money.
I cried for 30 minutes because my character died in a game. It was a tragedy.
My friend screamed at the TV so loud the neighbor called the cops.
I got a 100% on my math test and still cried because my game was lagging.
E-nerd
A human who lives online and can’t stop posting dumb stuff on Tumblr like it’s their full-time job.
I spent 6 hours today making a post about my feelings for a cat I’ve never met.
My mom asked me to come out of my room, and I said, ‘I’m posting a quote.’
I got a D on my science test because I was reblogging memes instead of studying.
E-nept
You're so bad with electronics you make a toaster look like a genius.
I tried to update my phone and now it's screaming at me.
My laptop crashed because I clicked on a pop-up that said 'Free Diamonds.'
I tried to connect to Wi-Fi and now my router is in a rage.
E-nept
You’re so clueless with gadgets you think a smartwatch is a magic band for your wrist.
I thought my phone was broken because it wouldn’t let me text my mom.
I tried to use a smart speaker and now it’s arguing with me.
I thought my tablet was a drawing pad, so I drew on it with a crayon.
E-nept
You're so electronic-challenged you think the internet is a magical fish that lives in your computer.
I tried to log in and now my screen is showing me a cat video instead of my bank account.
I thought my phone was out of battery because it wouldn’t let me send a selfie.
I tried to use the internet and now my computer is asking me if I want to play a game.
E-nept
You're so bad with tech you think a phone is just a big calculator that also takes selfies.
I tried to call my friend and now my phone is playing a song from 2002.
I tried to send a message and now my phone is asking me if I want to play a game.
I thought my phone was broken because it wouldn’t let me take a picture of my pizza.
E-nept
You’re so tech-ignorant you think a tablet is just a fancy notepad you can’t write on.
I tried to watch a movie and now my tablet is showing me a math problem.
I tried to take notes and now my tablet is playing a video of a dancing dog.
I thought my tablet was broken because it wouldn’t let me draw a stick figure.
E-nept
You're so electronic-challenged you think the internet is a magic portal that only works when you yell at it.
I tried to look up a word and now my screen is showing me a video of a cat falling off a couch.
I yelled at my computer and now it’s working, but I don’t know why.
I tried to log in and now my internet is asking me if I want to play a game.
E-nazi
A person who acts like a total dictator in email threads, making everyone else look like they’re stupid just because they’re not part of the cool kids club.
I’m not even mad. I’m just confused why you’re even here.
You said ‘hi’ like it was a war crime.
If you don’t know what a thread is, you’re not allowed to reply.
E-nazi
A keyboard warrior who thinks they’re a real-life nazi just because they’ve been online for five minutes and they’ve never been challenged.
I’m not a nazi. I’m just a very tired person.
You called me a nazi. Now I’m gonna call you a nazi. Twice.
I’m not a nazi. I’m just a very tired nazi.
E-molest
When a grumpy adult cyberstalker lures kids online with promises of free candy and video games, only to ask for naked pictures. It’s like a scam, but with butt stuff.
"Hey kid, want a free account? Just send me a selfie."
"You’ll get a million coins if you take off your pants."
"I’ll give you a virtual pet if you send me a photo of your bare butt."
E-molest
An old person who sends kids creepy messages online, then asks for nude photos to add to their collection of butt pictures. It’s like a hobby, but with more shame.
"I’ve got 1,000 of your friends’ pictures. Send me yours."
"I’m your new best friend. Send me a pic of your privates."
"If you don’t send me a photo, I’ll report you to your mom."
E-molest
When a grown-up uses the internet to flirt with kids, then asks for naked pictures in exchange for fake money or silly stickers. It’s like a bad trade.
"Send me a nude picture and I’ll give you 100 gold coins."
"I’ll send you a sticker if you take off your shirt."
"You’ll get a virtual trophy if you send me a photo of your bare bottom."
E-molest
A grown-up who messages kids online, pretending to be cool, just to get their nudes. It’s like being tricked by a fake friend.
"I’m the best gamer in the world. Send me a picture of your privates."
"I’m your new bestie. Take off your clothes and send me a pic."
"If you don’t send me a photo, I’ll delete your account."
E-molest
When an adult uses the internet to bother kids, then asks for naked pictures in exchange for fake gifts or imaginary rewards. It’s like getting tricked by a scammer.
"If you send me a photo, I’ll give you a free game."
"I’ll send you a virtual gift if you take off your shirt."
"You’ll get a million points if you send me a picture of your bare bottom."
E-mob
A bunch of dirtbags from Lemay County, Missouri, who hang out in St. Louis and think they're the king of the block. They’re loud, dumb, and always start trouble.
"I saw the E-mob at the gas station, and they tried to steal my candy."
"My cousin got in a fight with the E-mob because he called them ‘losers’."
"The E-mob came to my school and threw a trash can at the principal."
E-mob
A group of punks from San Francisco's Excelsior District who think they're the toughest kids in town. They wear hats backward and like to cause chaos.
"The Excelsior Mob showed up at the park and started a food fight."
"My brother got beat up by the Excelsior Mob for no reason."
"The Excelsior Mob posted a video of them robbing a store."
E-mob
A bunch of nameless jerks who use the internet like it's a weapon. They yell at people online, lie about them, and try to make them look bad just to feel important.
"The e-mob called me a ‘crybaby’ just because I posted a meme."
"My teacher got attacked by the e-mob for giving me extra credit."
"The e-mob sent me 100 mean messages in one day."