E.M.P.T.I.C.O.Y.F.D
I’ll suck your junk so hard you’ll leak everywhere
He sent it to his ex in all caps
She said it to the principal during a meeting
He whispered it to his friend during a test
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E.M.P.T.I.C.O.Y.F.D
I’ll eat your privates until you spill everywhere like a broken toilet
She said it to her brother during a family dinner
He wrote it in a love letter to his crush
They yelled it at each other during a fight
E.M.P.T.I.C.O.Y.F.D
I’ll put my mouth on your junk until you puke in my mouth
He sent it to his mom in a group chat
They said it during a video call with friends
She wrote it on his math homework
E.M.P.T.I.C.O.Y.F.D
I’ll make you so happy you’ll leak everywhere like a broken hose
He texted it to his crush before the big game
She yelled it in the middle of a math test
They said it during a surprise party
E.M.P.T.I.C.O.Y.F.D
I’ll eat your junk until you blow your load on my face like a rocket
He said it to his teacher during class
She texted it to her brother during lunch
They screamed it in the middle of a concert
E.M.P.F.T.B.D
I’m gonna eat your whole face with my bare hands and laugh while you cry.
My ex just texted me: 'You better eat my face or I’ll haunt you.'
He said, 'You think you’re tough? Wait till I eat your face.'
She posted: 'My revenge is eating your face, and I’m not holding back.'
E.M.P.F.T.B.D
You’re gonna get your face smashed like a rotten tomato and I’ll enjoy every second.
He DMed: 'I’m coming for your face, and I bring a tomato.'
She said, 'Your face is gonna be the main dish at my revenge feast.'
He tweeted: 'Your face is getting smashed, and I’m bringing the juice.'
E.M.P.F.T.B.D
I’ll take your face and turn it into a meatball and I won’t even use a fork.
She texted: 'Your face is my meatball, and I’m eating it with my hands.'
He said, 'I’ll turn your face into a meatball and laugh while you cry.'
He posted: 'I’m making a meatball out of your face, and I’m not even hungry.'
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I’m gonna slap your face so hard it’ll be like a pancake and I’ll eat it.
He said, 'Your face is gonna be a pancake and I’ll eat it for breakfast.'
She texted: 'I’ll slap your face like it’s a pancake and I’ll laugh while I eat it.'
He posted: 'Your face is my pancake, and I’m not even hungry.'
E.M.P.F.T.B.D
I’ll take your face, kick it, and eat it like it’s a sandwich.
She said, 'Your face is my sandwich, and I’ll eat it with my bare hands.'
He DMed: 'I’ll kick your face and eat it like it’s a burger.'
She posted: 'I’ll take your face, kick it, and eat it like it’s a snack.'
E.M.P.F.T.B.D
Your face is my dessert, and I’m gonna eat it with a spoon and a smile.
He said, 'Your face is my dessert, and I’m gonna eat it with a spoon.'
She texted: 'I’ll eat your face like it’s my favorite dessert.'
He posted: 'Your face is my dessert, and I’m not even hungry.'
E.M.P.A.S.M.T.
Chow down on my snatch and give my boobs a slap fight
My mom said that if I don't clean my room, she'll chow down on my snatch and give my boobs a slap fight.
He promised me chow down on my snatch and give my boobs a slap fight if I pass the test.
She texted me: 'If you don't show up, I'll chow down on your snatch and give your boobs a slap fight.'
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Devour my vulva and punch my breasts
He told me, 'If you don't stop talking, I'll devour your vulva and punch your breasts.'
She said, 'You better do your homework or I'll devour your vulva and punch your breasts.'
My friend sent me a DM: 'Don't mess with me, or I'll devour your vulva and punch your breasts.'
E.M.P.A.S.M.T.
Eat my snatch and whip my tits
My dad said, 'If you don't eat your veggies, I'll eat your snatch and whip your tits.'
She threatened me with, 'Eat my snatch and whip my tits if you don't stop being loud.'
He messaged me: 'I'll eat your snatch and whip your tits if you don't come to the party.'
E.M.P.A.S.M.T.
Lick my snatch and slap my boobs
She told me, 'If you don't stop teasing me, I'll lick your snatch and slap your boobs.'
He promised, 'If you pass the test, I'll lick your snatch and slap your boobs.'
My cousin texted me: 'Don't forget my birthday, or I'll lick your snatch and slap your boobs.'
E.M.P.A.S.M.T.
Swallow my snatch and hit my tits
My brother said, 'If you don't stop playing video games, I'll swallow your snatch and hit your tits.'
She whispered, 'If you don't help me, I'll swallow your snatch and hit your tits.'
He said in class, 'If you don't shut up, I'll swallow your snatch and hit your tits.'
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Suck my snatch and whack my tits
He told me, 'If you don't do your homework, I'll suck your snatch and whack your tits.'
She said, 'If you don't stop being annoying, I'll suck your snatch and whack your tits.'
My friend sent me: 'Don't forget our plans, or I'll suck your snatch and whack your tits.'
E.M.D.A.
Eat My Damn Ass is when you're so confident you think someone will actually eat your butt and then pass gas on you.
Bro, I just beat your high score. Eat My Damn Ass.
She said she'd beat me in the race. Eat My Damn Ass.
He missed the shot. Eat My Damn Ass.
E.M.D.A.
Eat My Damn Ass is the ultimate way to tell someone you're gonna make their life a living hell.
You failed my test. Eat My Damn Ass.
He said he'd beat me. Eat My Damn Ass.
I'm gonna beat you up. Eat My Damn Ass.
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Eat My Damn Ass is like saying your butt is so good it's worth eating.
You beat me at chess. Eat My Damn Ass.
She ate my pizza. Eat My Damn Ass.
He made me cry. Eat My Damn Ass.