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I’m gonna eat your whole face with my bare hands and laugh while you cry.

My ex just texted me: 'You better eat my face or I’ll haunt you.'

He said, 'You think you’re tough? Wait till I eat your face.'

She posted: 'My revenge is eating your face, and I’m not holding back.'

You’re gonna get your face smashed like a rotten tomato and I’ll enjoy every second.

He DMed: 'I’m coming for your face, and I bring a tomato.'

She said, 'Your face is gonna be the main dish at my revenge feast.'

He tweeted: 'Your face is getting smashed, and I’m bringing the juice.'

I’ll take your face and turn it into a meatball and I won’t even use a fork.

She texted: 'Your face is my meatball, and I’m eating it with my hands.'

He said, 'I’ll turn your face into a meatball and laugh while you cry.'

He posted: 'I’m making a meatball out of your face, and I’m not even hungry.'

I’m gonna slap your face so hard it’ll be like a pancake and I’ll eat it.

He said, 'Your face is gonna be a pancake and I’ll eat it for breakfast.'

She texted: 'I’ll slap your face like it’s a pancake and I’ll laugh while I eat it.'

He posted: 'Your face is my pancake, and I’m not even hungry.'

I’ll take your face, kick it, and eat it like it’s a sandwich.

She said, 'Your face is my sandwich, and I’ll eat it with my bare hands.'

He DMed: 'I’ll kick your face and eat it like it’s a burger.'

She posted: 'I’ll take your face, kick it, and eat it like it’s a snack.'

Your face is my dessert, and I’m gonna eat it with a spoon and a smile.

He said, 'Your face is my dessert, and I’m gonna eat it with a spoon.'

She texted: 'I’ll eat your face like it’s my favorite dessert.'

He posted: 'Your face is my dessert, and I’m not even hungry.'