E-nept - You're so electronic-challenged you think the internet is a

You're so electronic-challenged you think the internet is a magic portal that only works when you yell at it.

I tried to look up a word and now my screen is showing me a video of a cat falling off a couch.

I yelled at my computer and now it’s working, but I don’t know why.

I tried to log in and now my internet is asking me if I want to play a game.