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Eadma
Eadma is a monster that eats your cock. I scream 'EADMA DICK' every time it attacks me.
'Eadma came in my sleep. I woke up with no cock.'
'Eadma hit me during a Zoom call. I screamed 'EADMA DICK'.'
'My mom got Eadma. She’s now a cockless mom.'
Eadlyn
A princess who looks like she stepped out of a fairy tale, but with a attitude that could make a saint swear.
'Eadlyn walked into the room like she owned it, and she did. I didn't even know she had a heartbeat.', @kingoftheblock
'She looks like a queen, but she insults me like I'm a beggar.', @joker99
'Eadlyn is the only person who can make me blush and swear in the same sentence.', @blushingswore
Eadlyn
The kind of woman who makes you want to drop everything, including your pants, just to impress her.
'I tried to flirt with her, and she just smiled and said I was cute. Then I tripped over my own feet.', @flirtfails
'She’s so pretty, I forgot how to breathe. Then she said my name, and I remembered why I was alive.', @breatheagain
'Eadlyn walks in, and I forget how to think. Then she talks, and I forget how to live.', @livingdead
Eadlyn
A woman who looks like she was born to rule, but she’s got a mouth that could make a sailor blush and a swear word for every problem.
'She said I was a mess, and I didn’t even know I was one. Then I got mad and said she was a pain.', @messypain
'Eadlyn called me a loser, and I called her a witch. Then we both laughed and got coffee.', @loserwitch
'I tried to impress her with my jokes, and she laughed so hard she called me a clown.', @clownjokes
Eadith
Eadith is a tiny, sugary little brat who acts like she's the queen of the universe. She's not allowed to date until she's 16, which is basically forever. But you can be her friend, and that’s a privilege.
Eadith: I’m the best friend ever. You’re just a waste of oxygen.
Eadith texts me at 2 a. m. because she’s bored and I’m the only one who will answer.
Eadith: You’re not my friend. You’re just my backup plan.
Eadith
Eadith is the shortest, sweetest, most annoying girl ever. She won’t date until she’s 16, which is basically a death sentence. But if you be her friend, she’ll laugh at your jokes and maybe even like you.
Eadith: I would date you if I wasn’t 13 and my mom said no.
Eadith texts me during math class: ‘Your joke was trash, but I still laughed.’
Eadith: You’re my best friend. You’re also my worst enemy.
Eadith
Eadith is the cutest, most ridiculous girl in the world. She can’t date until she’s 16, which is like being stuck in a time loop. But she’s the best friend you’ll ever have, and she’ll make you laugh until you cry.
Eadith: I’m not dating anyone. I’m too busy being the best friend ever.
Eadith texts me at 1 a. m.: ‘Your joke was stupid, but I still laughed.’
Eadith: You’re my best friend. You’re also my favorite annoyance.
Eadit
When someone says 'Eat it' so fast it sounds like one word and it’s basically a curse from the devil himself.
Bro, you just got eadited by my cousin after he stole my last chip.
She eadited me when I said her dog was ugly.
My mom eadited me after I spilled soda on her new shoes.
Eadit
A loud, angry way of telling someone to eat something, usually right after they messed you up.
He eadited me when I beat him at Fortnite.
I eadited my little brother for knocking over my cereal.
My friend eadited me after I stole her lunch.
Eadit
A magical word that makes people disappear if they don’t listen to you.
I eadited my brother and he ran out of the room screaming.
My dad eadited me and I had to clean my room for a week.
My teacher eadited the whole class after we threw paper at her.
Eadit
A super strong insult you yell at someone when you're really mad and you want them to feel bad.
I eadited my friend when he laughed at my joke.
My brother eadited me for taking his video game.
My dog eadited me after I took his toy.
Eadit
A loud, fake scream you make when you’re pretending to be hurt, usually because you got in trouble.
I eadited when my mom took my phone away.
My brother eadited when I told his secret.
I eadited after I failed my math test.
Eadit
A funny way of telling someone to eat something, like you're trying to make them laugh while being mad.
I eadited my sister when she took my chocolate.
My dad eadited me after I broke his favorite mug.
My friend eadited me for making a mess in the kitchen.
Eadinma
Eadinma is a terrible curse that hits famous Instagram accounts. It spreads like wildfire and turns them into a pile of garbage.
@famousguy: My followers are gone. Eadinma got me.
Ain't no saving this account. Eadinma took it.
My posts are trash. Eadinma did this to me.
Eadinma
Eadinma is the worst thing that can happen to an Instagram star. It makes their content so bad, it’s not even funny anymore.
@modelife: My stories are full of nonsense. Eadinma hit me hard.
Eadinma made me post a cat video. I’m dead inside.
I can’t even follow my own account. Eadinma did this to me.
Eadinma
Eadinma is like a virus for Instagram stars. It makes their posts so bad, it’s like watching a toddler draw.
@celeb: My followers are leaving. Eadinma is killing me.
Eadinma turned me into a meme. I’m not proud.
My new post is a disaster. Eadinma made it happen.
Eadinma
Eadinma is the reason why some Instagram stars go from cool to completely useless in one post.
@instafamous: My followers are gone. Eadinma made me a joke.
I posted a selfie. Eadinma took over.
Eadinma is my new life. I’m done.
Eadinma
Eadinma is the worst disease for Instagram stars. It makes their content so bad, it’s not even worth looking at.
@famousperson: My stories are trash. Eadinma ruined me.
Eadinma hit me. I’m posting a pizza video now.
I can’t even save this account. Eadinma took it.
Eadinma
Eadinma is like a plague for Instagram stars. It turns them into the worst version of themselves.
@instastar: My followers are leaving. Eadinma got me.
Eadinma made me post a cat. I’m done.
I used to be cool. Now I’m just a meme. Eadinma did this to me.
Eading
Chomping on a book like it's the last piece of cake before the apocalypse.
I was reading so hard, I bit the book in half.
He was so focused, he ate the whole thing.
She read so fast, the book turned into a snack.
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